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Monday,
March 8, 2010:
Have you been to an adult prom? I highly
recommend it. Maybe it's way more fun because there's no
expectations or personal life hanging in the balance. Or maybe it's
because you can drink. Legally.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
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Wednesday, March 3, 2010:
There's a new Colorado coffee shop called
"Perky Cups." Yeah, you don't have to use your imagination much.
It's like Hooter's serving caffeine. Can you guess what the majority
of what their web surfing is if they have WiFi?
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition,
February 26-28, 2010:
Last weekend of the Olympics. Gather around
and hug the world one more time. May the Olympian spirit of
inspiration, personal victory and perseverance in the face of
insurmountable odds motivate your goals, no matter how big or small.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Thursday,
February 25, 2010:
Did you know there's an "orgasm smoothie?"
It has bananas, honey, and a bunch of other things that have a
variety of effects from the particular ingredients. Basically, it's
healthy. And when you're healthy and vibrant overall, it turns out the other
parts work pretty darn well, too.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition,
February 19-21, 2010:
It's hard to be in two places at once,
though that doesn't seem to stop us from trying. Whether overbooking
events, or multi-tasking our "to-do's", we try all kinds of
multipliers, instead of paying to the actual people right in front
of us.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Wednesday,
February 17, 2010:
If you celebrated Fat Tuesday yesterday,
aka Mardi Gras, hopefully you have beads, but not a lot of exciting
stories to go with them. Because the effects of digital photography
are a lot longer lasting than alcohol.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Tuesday,
February 16, 2010:
The Olympic spirit brings out the best in
all of us. One world, uniting in the most motivational heartfelt
life stories that make you want to cheer for your fellow humans.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Monday,
February 15, 2010:
Boulder, Colorado was listed as the
happiest place in the USA. Wonder if it's in the water. Or in the
Celestial Seasonings tea.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition,
February 12-14, 2010:
Valentine's Day, Chinese New Year, and the
Olympics, oh my! No matter who or what relationship situation you
are currently in, there's something to celebrate. And if you are
still whining, go adopt an animal companion who needs a home from a
shelter, or donate your time. A very appreciated gift that will warm
your heart.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Thursday,
February 11, 2010:
Too bad St. Patrick's day doesn't come
before Valentine's day. Maybe those lucky shamrocks would come in
handy for happy partnerships and hookups. Or at least you'd have a
lot more people to drink and commiserate with.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Wednesday,
February 10, 2010:
Quick, go out and buy a meaningful
Valentine's treat. For yourself!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Tuesday,
February 9, 2010:
Are you part of a "Mastermind Group?" It's
a regular gathering of 2-8 people who encourage, guide and are
accountability partners for the success and actions of each person's
goals. The accountability and motivational support is great-and
confidential. Many of these groups go on to do phenomenal things
with their lives and careers. Sure beats trying to do it all on your
own!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Monday,
February 8, 2010:
Is someone treating you like crud? Bring
another person with you to observe the relationship dynamic. And if
you don't get any valid observations, you might just get a momentary
behavior change, as your mean person 'pretends to plays nice,' at
least around others.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition,
February 5-7, 2010:
Social networking or real people mingling
this weekend? Step away from the mouse. Take advantage of whatever
weather. And enjoy face to face contact. If you're game, try the
trifecta of humans, pets and nature.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Thursday,
February 4, 2010:
It's good to have a variety of interests.
You meet diverse people, increase your knowledge, and expand your
personal network. And sometimes it can rearrange your career path,
too!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Tuesday, February 2, 2010:
Don't you wish you could take words back
sometimes? Especially if they were written or recorded? Just goes to
show, you should breath and let the emotional moment pass before
clicking, recording, or writing. Because they're harder to apologize
for and explain later. Plus, they have the added benefit of being
shared, viewed and heard...exponentially!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition,
January 29-31, 2010:
According to digitalcity.com, In Reno, Nevada, the sale of
sex toys, which includes "any device ... designed or marketed as useful
primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs,"
is
forbidden. The state of Nevada allows for brothels but it seems
the Reno is a little weary of self stimulation. You can pay someone else
to do it for you, but you can't pay to do it for yourself.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Thursday,
January 28, 2010:
Who needs the Taj Mahal
when you can take your sweetie to China's new Chocolate Lover's
Exhibit Hall with whole sculptures done in real chocolate? Art and
food. And probably prison if you nibble.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Wednesday,
January 27, 2010:
Recognizing great talent is what parents excel in. Of course they're
equally good at taking you down a few pegs when cocky.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Tuesday,
January 26, 2010:
Have you told someone you loved them today? Did you at least say you
liked their shoes?
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Monday,
January 25, 2010:
One in three women go online to view porn. Staggering
and true. How's that for an eye-opening statistic?- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition,
January 22-24, 2010:
Happiness is an upwards spiral that can be
built upon and increased moment by moment. Each thankful
recognition, every communication of appreciation, and any laughs
that you start , share or inspire, will magically propel you
positively.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday,
January 21, 2010:
It's a wonderful thing when someone comes
back into your life. Hopefully with more lessons and wisdom under
the belt, to get along even better.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday,
January 20, 2010:
If working on
ourselves was easy, we'd all be perfect people. Luckily we're human
and we get the chance to screw up a little along our learning path
to perfection.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday,
January 19, 2010:
For as much as people
knock the impersonal nature of using mass social media, it's a great
way to find, located and quickly connect with old school friends,
past job colleagues, and even family.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday,
January 18, 2010:
Have you manipulated someone today?
Massage, not mind games.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition,
January 15-17, 2010:
It'd be great if most couples put as much
effort into planning their married life as much as the wedding. Then
there'd be a better foundation for success rather than ending as a
divorce statistic.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday,
January 14, 2010:
You can make changes if you have a great
enough reason. Fear or reward will usually do the trick. Which one
you pick for your motivation is up to you.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday,
January 13, 2010:
Wouldn't it be nice to
remain amicable with all past relationships? Unfortunately some
people have toxic effects on us as we move along our life's growth
and journey. Not everyone goes through the same things at the same
time. Sometimes connecting with a more supportive network is more
helpful to improving our longtime survival.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday,
January 12, 2010:
First dates can be really awkward. Especially if someone used Google
to prep for the interview.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday,
January 11, 2010:
Have you hugged it out with someone,
even a pet today? Maybe uncomfortable for time observation, a solid
20 second embrace boosts endorphins exponentially. Take that,
expensive drug industry! Don't worry, your profits are safe. 80 or
more percent of people won't do it once, let alone incorporate it in
a daily routine.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition,
January 8-10, 2010:
Social networking this weekend? Online, or
face to face with actual breathing humans?
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday,
January 7, 2010:
Are you going for some resolutions or
changes? An accountability partner is an invaluable resource if you
want to make a serious attempt. A good one will kick your butt and
pat you on the back, depending on your progress.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday,
January 6, 2010:
If you need a hug, you may want to try the
new airport security screenings. I hear the pat downs are rather
thorough.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, January 5,
2010:
The nice thing about talking in person? All
elements of communication are in play: voice, body language, vocal
tone, eye contact, proximity, subtle nuances, etc. E-mail, although
fast and readily available, is often a great way to screw up good
communication and spend time repairing needless misunderstandings.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, January 4,
2010:
If you are working on some resolutions for
positive change, congratulations. Writing them down is the next
biggest step to taking action. And if you really want to dare
success, tell someone who won't let you off the hook for progress
reports.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Thursday, December
31, 2009:
Like kissing and fundraising? Niva will
donate money for every kiss uploaded online. Might want to remember
it's worldwide viewing, so kiss someone who isn't on the "oh, no you
did-nt" registry.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, December
30, 2009:
Many people may want to forgo kissing out a
not so great 2009, in favor of the "fist bump." Sure beats the
finger gesture.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, December 29, 2009:
Big party plans for New Years or staying in
to avoid the chaos? Some put a lot of pressure on the holidays and
others could care less. The trick is to enjoy what you like, with
the others you maybe with, and not have to call a bail bondsman.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, December 28, 2009:
Time to get out the end of year progress
list. Tally it up. There's more to be proud of what you got through
and accomplished, than what you might first think.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, December
26-28, 2009:
It's good to carve out some solitude time
during the holiday season. Reflection, breathing, and not wanting to
bean a relative or two are all very commendable activities.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Merry
Christmas Everyone!
...May your holidays be filled with peace, joy & laughter!
Thursday & Friday, December
24-25, 2009:
So what if your relatives get on your
nerves, or things don't turn out remotely perfectly for the
holidays. Know that there are always people who have way less to be
thankful for and are still extremely joyous and happy to have the
opportunity to make the best of it because their hearts and spirits
somehow manage to see the bright side.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, December
23, 2009:
Can you celebrate the eve of an eve? When
you have lots of folks you want to connect with over the holidays,
sometimes any excuse will do.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, December
22, 2009:
The holidays may be tight for most
financially, but you can get creative rather than stressing. Free
events-make your own indoor picnic, get the dvd of the performance
you want to see, pull memorable quotes out of the classic books and
put on something meaningful, cooking, composing a song, poem, or
piece of artwork. Few people remember the expensive gifts, as much
as the really ingenious ones.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, December
21, 2009:
Last day to get anything out by first class
US mail by Christmas. Then it's express or e-mail to tell how much
you care.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, December 18-20, 2009:
Holiday cards may be a marketing gimmick
for some, but it happens to be a great time to connect with longtime
friends, relatives and coworkers. It can make someone's day to bring
a genuine smile to their real mailbox.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, December 17, 2009:
Sure it's good to share. But not when it
comes to sexually transmitted diseases. Love and lust sometimes
blind the common sense of condom use. Considerately sharing
responsibility with your romance, will help keep you out of the
doctor's office.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, December 16, 2009:
We take it for granted that everyone should
be merry around the holidays. Unfortunately bad things happen all
year round and this time may be associated with sadness for some.
Extending a little more kindness and understanding, will go a long
way.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, December
15, 2009:
Don't you love it when someone says, "Don't
get me anything for a gift," but of course there's an unspoken
expectation to do so? Then you get the fun task of decoding that to
mean something small, something special, or something huge. Throw
them off and donate to a charity in their name and give them the
card. Either they'll be more specific and honest next time, or
they'll run with that charity idea for your next gift for payback.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, December
11-13, 2009:
Are you a good receiver? The proper
response to a compliment is "Thank You", not a winded explanation,
justification, self-degradation or belittling something nice. Don't
buzz-kill someone else's joy in giving-because they receive back
your happiness, too.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, December
10, 2009:
Remember when we just had to keep up with
the Jones? Now it's social media. Want an easy way to update
everything at once (like Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, LinkedIn, etc.,
ad nauseum)? Try hitting ping.fm You can link them so that if you
comment on one, they all update. Now it's even easier to alert the
world to your tuna fish sandwich.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, December 9, 2009:
Are you wearing the right bra size? Most experts say no. The funny thing
is the average cup size has naturally increased over time. Whether to
weight changes or evolution, or the advent of plastic surgery, it's an
interesting phenomenon to observe. There are many happy volunteers who'd
like to try!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, December
8, 2009:
Martha Jane Canary, the real woman behind the Calamity Jane wild
west fame, was married 13 times. Now there's a woman who knew
how to say, "Next!" And with a gun and bull whip.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, December
7, 2009:
Who calls back first? The one who enjoyed being on the date or the
inviter to the date? Whoever picks up the phone or shoots an e-mail
or text first. Takes all the game playing out. That usually
only works in theory--unless both people are really interested in
each other.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Thursday, December
3, 2009:
Have you ever used telling your "story" as an excuse for your
actions? It's great drama. Even gets you worked up while your brain
and body chemically recharge, with almost the same force as the
original occurrence. What if we used that same fervent energy to
come up with solutions and better ways of doing things? Couldn't we
all use a few more "ah-ha" moments we were in charge
of?!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, December
2, 2009:
"Yet" is a thoroughly magical word. Especially if you
exchange it for the word "can't". It sets in gear a believable
affirmation your brain won't battle as much. Try saying, "I haven't
mastered (fill in with what you want to accomplish), YET."
Now you've opened a wide door possibility that you CAN.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, December 1, 2009:
It's interesting how we each define personal space and physical
boundaries. To some, "touchy-feely" and close proximity means
communication. Yet to another, it may come across as an offensive
invasion. Since it's variable for everyone, the key is to ask and
respect others, even if they see things a little differently.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, November
30, 2009:
Music is the soundtrack of our lives. But even soundtracks don't
start out a perfectly edited, polished piece of work.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, November 27-29, 2009:
Disney now packages fairytale weddings and honeymoons for real
people. Let's hope they have some marriage counselors on hand for
the relationship reality part beyond the one day/week fantasy fest.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, November 26, 2009:
Having family to spend the holidays with is truly a blessing, even
if you don't get along. Of course having friends or volunteering can
be a tremendously rewarding, and even more meaningful to see thanks
shared live in the human cycle of giving and receiving.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, November 25, 2009:
Careful what you get video of. Even if meant for private viewing
between consenting adults, doesn't mean they always get along or
things don't end up shared by mishap mistake or malicious intention.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, November 24, 2009:
Want to venture into an edgy social experiment? Try starting a
conversation with, "Hello, I love you," and watch the communication
dynamic back flip. Either you'll be back pedaling out of a sticky
social moment with blushing and laughter, or, throwing a real
person you love, immediately into a whole different interchange.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, November
23, 2009:
Here's a great way to start the week: sew bows on your undies. That
way you can secretly remember, in a world that often doesn't really
care, what a unique gift you are on the inside. It is more of an
announcement when your clothing line falls below your undergarment
threshold.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, November
20-22, 2009:
It's a big date movie weekend. If you don't feel like or have the
budget for going out, you can enjoy your own home entertainment
center for a cozy cinema night in. Plus, your kitchen concession
stand probably has less calorie-loaded snacks. Double bonus reason:
making out doesn't have to cause a public spectacle, and you already
have a room!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, November
19, 2009:
November is National Family Caregivers Month. Statistics state 34
million people are caregivers to someone over 50, and 60% of those
are also working full or part time. Sometimes a thankful and
sometimes a thankless position. Also stressful, emotional,
rewarding and revealing of your true character.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, November
18, 2009:
Have you heard "how you do one thing is how you do everything?" It's
amazing how people see, expect and can accurately predict your
behavior based on this. It's not always the way you see yourself
though, but should.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, November
17, 2009:
Prewritten texting breakups. There's probably already an ap for
that.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, November 13-15, 2009:
Just because you have parental issues,
doesn't mean you can't go on to lead a seemingly normal and
productive life. Your therapy expenses are a whole 'nother story.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, November
11, 2009:
Flu season is just like plane safety and motherhood. You must take
care of yourself first, otherwise you absolutely can't care for
anyone else.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, November
10, 2009:
In the world of communication, multitasking is not only overrated.
And rude. Not only do you miss the subtle cues and key details
when you don't pay attention, you disrespect the other person and
their feeling of worthiness to be heard. Any connection like that is
appreciated in this 24/7 access world.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, November
9, 2009:
Wow, there really is someone out there for everyone. And a
web site specifically designed to find them. Even one for martial
artists who date. Now there's an expectation that most folks
don't typically use as a relationship requirement.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, November 6-8, 2009:
It's hard when someone blames you completely for something like
financial troubles, divorce, or even cancer. It's even harder to not
blame yourself. It'd be a better idea if we didn't even peer over
the edge of that very black, very deep rabbit hole, but that
improbability will probably keep psychologists and pharmaceuticals
in job security for many, many years.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, November
5, 2009:
Many people are un or underemployed right now. It's a huge
confidence blow that often takes an emotional toll on our closest
relationships. When you don't feel good about yourself, it's
hard to give goodness to others. Also hard to pinpoint why. Give
yourself some credit for feeling how you do. And then reach out for
help and tell others. They just may understand more than you give
them credit for.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, November
4, 2009:
You know how one item on your to-do list, is a list within itself?
Domino projects, if you will. To get to the thing you need to do,
you have to accomplish several back steps to get there.
Relationships are kind of like that when you need or want something.
You have to put in the background time, to open the opportunity of a
yes, down the line.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, November
3, 2009:
Gathering people together can present a bit of a challenge:
accommodating individual needs, schedules, and expectations.
Ultimately though, common goals and fun can hopefully make up for
the planning logistics.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, November
2, 2009:
When your modes of communication are down, you really do have to
figure out some alternatives. Some are based on time, and some truly
drop off the list in the face of importance, priority and urgency.- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, October
30-November 1, 2009:
Halloween is a great time to experiment with alter-egos or try out a
different personality...and get away with it.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, October 29, 2009:
Have you sent someone a card lately for no reason? It doesn't have
to be a special occasion, and there might be even more memorable
meaning with your heartfelt thought.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, October 28, 2009:
Often we forget that forgiveness is part of the process of any
relationship that encounters difficulties. We all end up on the
stupid end at some point, so that means we should remember to be
gracious and giving, when we are on the other side.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, October
27, 2009:
Trying to sidestep drama when those around you want to pull you in,
is not easy. Especially when you are related. But stick to your
peace, instead of your guns.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, October
26, 2009:
If you were a huggy/kissy kind of person before, the flu scare is
probably putting the kibosh on your people greeting practices. If
you aren't so touchy/feely, then the media panic is a great excuse
to live as you normally do.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, October
23-25, 2009:
Out of work? Bet you haven't tried applying for this position:
"Fidelity Investigator." Cheating partners, beware.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, October 9-10, 2009:
Wow, 'snuggling weather' already. Or as many guys put it: 'open the
window when it's really cold for some good sleeping weather air.'
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, October 8,
2009:
When you are right and someone else is wrong, sometimes it's hard
to not rub it in. But you'll really appreciate that extended grace
when it's you saving face, next. Plus, good karma points add
up!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Wednesday, October 7,
2009:
Isn't it wonderful when someone remembers you all the time and
checks in when you need it. It's a good thing to reciprocate with,
too.
Happy Birthday Dad! Love
Ya!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Tuesday, October 6,
2009:
Making self improvements isn't always the easiest thing to do-even
with an overwhelming motivation to do it. Give yourself credit along
the way for the little leaps of progress. And be gentle on those
days you don't quite make it. Your success will be easier and
sweeter.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Monday, October 5, 2009:
Wish someone well on their good news today. There good fortune
elevates the playing field of all around them.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, October
2-4, 2009:
I think I want to become a political lobbyist. I want to sway the
vote for more romance and PDA. Not the kind that gets you kicked out
of restaurants, just the kind that makes others place bets on how
long you've been married or dating.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, September 25-27, 2009:
Sometimes you need to uncommit your promises. Especially when
life's crisis' moments rearrange your priorities.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, September 24, 2009:
You never know where help is going to come from in your day.
Sometimes from known sources, like family, friends and colleagues.
And then sometimes the universe has a few surprise sources along the
way, the kind that makes it a whole lot more interesting.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, September 23, 2009:
It's funny when you share one of your passions with others.
Especially when they pick it up and get you involved even more as a
result. I was hooked after only one hoop dancing class. Now
friends are giving "hooping" a try, too. It's addictive, meditative,
and an absolute joyful blast, not to mention a great workout!*
*Hoop Dancing-Come join us this Saturday 9/26 @ 4pm in the park!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, September 21, 2009:
Compassion and courtesy go a long way to smoothing over
relationship differences. So does an a little selective
forgetfulness!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, September
18-20, 2009:
Weekends present some of the best moments to connect with friends
and family-even if only for a few minutes to catch up. And with most
cell phones, it's the best bargain, too.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, September
17, 2009:
Your challenge for the day, should you choose to accept it: make 3
people laugh today. Added benefit if you succeed or surpass that
goal: laughter is contagious, and you'll have a better day, too!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, September
16, 2009:
Relationships breakthroughs are like many great recipes throughout
history, from the strangest blunders, can come the most delicious
surprises.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, September
15, 2009:
Any kid will tell you, it's not about gifts, gadgets or things that
we remember, it's just spending some memorable time with a parent,
that counts in the long run. This is true in our other
relationships, as well.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Wednesday, September
9, 2009:
It's a wonder that any of the stars align just right to create
a good relationship that we can really connect with. So when you
stumble upon it, appreciate the heck out of it.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, September
8, 2009:
Positive spin is only good, if there's a person believes it.
Start with the truth. That's most believable.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Holiday Weekend
Edition, September 4-7, 2009:
Holidays are a wonderful time to spend with those you love. Or
the next best thing...people you want to spend time
with.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, September
3, 2009:
"Thaumaturgy" is my word of the day, noun, meaning "the
performance of miracles or magic." Who couldn't use that, these
days?! Perhaps it's time to pull our own little magic and miracle
feats. Or at least be more aware of the good going on around us,
instead of hyper-focusing on the bad.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, September
2, 2009:
Why, oh why do ex's send better e-mails than they ever communicated
during the actual relationship?!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, September
1, 2009:
It must be a universal monetary code to try to "pay" your
friends with beer and pizza for moving help. In actuality, cash and
gifts work better.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, August 31,
2009:
When it comes to moving, you find out who your real friends
are... or who don't want to be yours anymore if you keep asking to
use their truck!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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From @ToucheToon on
Twitter: Closing our bricks/mortar El Rancho Trading Post. After
8/31online only:
www.elranchotrading.com
Mom's health + me pulling off 7 days/wk
Weekend Edition, August
28-30, 2009:
A quotation from my friend Jean Z. was too funny to pass up...
"A year without Bodacious Babes, is a year without sunshine."
(The notorious BBS party is this weekend-life crisis'--be
damned--we're going to laugh and drink anyway!)
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Thursday, August
20, 2009:
Summers are great for movies under the stars, in the air
condition, or completely skipped...to spend real time creating your
own script with others.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, August
19, 2009:
In relationships, whining really does go
better with wine.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, August
18, 2009:
"Value Added" is not just a buzzword for businesses. It's good to
keep in mind for relationships, too. When you bring something
unexpected and helpful to the table, whether advice, time, or care,
you build up a solid foundation in your bonds. You'd be surprise who
helps out when you are in need, when you step in to assist others
first.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, August
17, 2009:
Even if you start the week with a long list and a sense of
independence, it's still nice to line up some help, just in case. It
builds bonds and teaches us not only how much we need each other,
but also how to play nice with others.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, August
14-16, 2009:
Celebrate International Artists Day. Next to love, art is about the
most beautiful and meaningful thing on the planet.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, August
13, 2009:
Today is International Left Handers Day. Celebrate by holding one.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Wednesday, August
5, 2009:
Summer is a good time for practicing your high school romance
tactics...ike hand-holding, flirting and necking.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, August
4, 2009:
"Just Do It" may be a great tag line for shoes, but it could be the
cause of death on the toe tag, if it's just too much.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, August 3,
2009:
Isn't it fun to get mistaken by strangers for something you are not?
But if someone's going to say it wrong, you might as well turn it
funny and enjoy the joke.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, July
31-August 2, 2009:
Having trouble in the orgasm department? If you have around $23,000, you
can have an Orgasmatron device surgically implanted. Or you could go the
budget route with roses, a sex tips book and some warming lubricant.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, July
30, 2009:
Traveling the
same route repetitively? Try noticing 3 new things on your next time
out. The same works for people. And makes you more memorable, in
return.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, July 29, 2009:
It's amazing how
much support can be shown by just showing up. Physically, in person.
Cards, calls, texts, e-mails and flowers are all very nice, but face
to face really communicates volumes, especially when it's most
important.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, July
24-26, 2009:
There is a
difference in problem-solving between the sexes. Women tend to talk
through their stories and situations, finding the solutions along
the discussion way. Men generally contemplate a plan before words
leave their mouth. Both ways work.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, July
23, 2009:
It's funny how we
show love. Sometimes when everything seems to be going wrong, we
just do the basics and try to take care of things. It may not
be much but feels like the only thing we can do.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, July 17-19, 2009:
Peppered with
wedding invitations? Perhaps consider yourself socially lucky for
the invite, instead of financially strapped for the gift.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, July 16, 2009:
Daily we have the
opportunity to do something nice for someone else. Maybe someone
already did something positive for you without you knowing. Might as
well do unto others, while you're thinking of it.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, July 15, 2009:
Have you hugged
your pets today? Pretty rewarding for all involved, as fostering
that relationship is as good for the heart (and sometimes easier) as
human ones. If you don't have any pets, animal shelters would love
to have your help for extra hands and hearts.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, July 14, 2009:
What haven't you
done in a while? Why not go do it? You don't have to make it the
full out version to make it satisfying. Like seing your favorite
band in concert could be as simple as downloading a recent song and
dancing around with unbridled joy.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, July 13,
2009:
Life is a series
of tasks and rewards. For the sake of our relationships, hopefully
the first column is smaller.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, July
10-12, 2009:
Today's word is
"osculation." Noun, meaning "the act of kissing, or a kiss." Now
that you've perhaps learned something new, go use it in a sentence.
Better yet, go practice!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, July
9, 2009:
Sometimes it's
not the technology out of order, it's us. Good to go in and tweak
the communications lines often, Just to keep things running
smoothly.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, July
8, 2009:
Some people use a
full moon as an excuse to do something different. Why wait for a
lunar cycle? Just decide on something and try it. If it works, you
can try it again.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, July
7, 2009:
Sometimes in the
silence, we hear more of the world.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, July 6, 2009:
It doesn't matter
what kind of relationship you're working on. The principles of
minimizing manipulation, and increasing respect and compassion,
makes for overall good communication: benefiting marriages,
families, office places and politics, worldwide.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, July
3-5, 2009:
Holiday weekend
in America. BBQ's, festivities and friends. Hopefully staying out of
the path of the fireworks to enjoy it all. Happy 4th of July!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, July 2, 2009:
E-mail is a nice
way to surprise someone with kind thoughts and words. Not exactly a
Hallmark moment, or a substitute for phone or in-person
conversations. But a pleasant reminder that you care.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, July
1, 2009:
Isn't it amazing who we
end up being friends with? It may be because of situations you get
thrown into, instead of chose. But those surprises are bonds can
last a lifetime.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, June 30, 2009:
I wish there were
a magic pill to speed through the rough spots in life. But sometimes
you learn more about family and friends during those times, if you
are wise enough to listen.- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, June 29, 2009:
Sometimes it's
better to scrap the to-do list and spend time with the special
people in your life. There will always be lists. That's not true
with the people.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, June
24-26, 2009:
The death of
anyone gives us a reality check of our own mortality. For a
short while, we have a little more appreciation for those around us
and even may care for ourselves a bit better. Wouldn't it be nice if
we could get this realization without the cue of someone having to
die?
~Blessings to television legend Ed McMahon, Actress Farrah Fawcett
who put a poignant face on the unspoken affliction of anal cancer,
and the troubled pop genius of Michael Jackson, and all of their
family and friends in their healing.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, June
25, 2009:
Do you ever stop
yourself from getting or doing something new or different claiming,
"It's not my style?" Newsflash: you can break out of your shell,
any time you want to. In the meantime, enjoy that fenced in area
you're comfortable in.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, June
24, 2009:
Ever have a
disagreement with someone and talk them to death til they see your
point? Has it really ever brought anyone over to your side?
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, June 23, 2009:
Wondering about
if you could drown in a hot tub/bath if extremely tired, probably
means you need a nap first.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, June 22, 2009:
War is profitable
for a few. Peace is profitable for the many.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Happy Father's Day!
Weekend Edition, June
19-21, 2009:
It'd be nice if
you could go into the weekend without an action plan. And spend the
"to-dos" on people.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, June
18, 2009:
Ever meet someone
that fit's your "list" perfectly? Of course there's no such thing as
perfect when it comes to relationships. They take some effort to
make work. Just how much is up to us.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, June
17, 2009:
Even the best
plans go awry every once in a while. True character shows when you
adapt and turn the situation into a positive experience. Sometimes
then you realize, the best surprises can come along the way.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, June 16, 2009:
Communication is
such an underrated skill these days. Based on all of the issues we
encounter in our various relationships, it's the expectation part,
that rarely gets conveyed. Without that knowledge, it's pretty
difficult to match what someone wants, with what they get. The good
news? It's great if you like fireworks!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, June 15, 2009:
Many folks are
looking for work these days. When someone walks into a business
dressed casually, or in their running errand clothes, they are
missing a great opportunity. Your first impression and interview
starts with the first step in a door. Even if you are asking for an
application, you are being judged. Looking and acting like an
instantly hirable professional, may give you the slight edge to land
your next income source.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
• CLOSING PARTY
THIS
Friday, June 19th, 6-9 pm
Ink Lounge Gallery, 445 S
Saulsbury St., Lakewood, Colorado
For those of you who couldn't make
it to the show's opening night and haven't had a chance
to get by the lounge to see the show, here is your
opportunity to do so. If you who are wanting to
purchase, or have purchased one of the art pieces, you
can take it with you that evening. All artists who hung
pieces in the show are also encouraged to swing by for
the closing and pick up your piece(s) at the end of the
night. If you can't make it, you can also pick your work
up on Saturday between the hours of noon and 5 pm.
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Weekend Edition, June
12-14, 2009:
It's
heartbreaking when you desperately want to make a relationship work
with someone, but can't. Sometimes there's a bigger lesson to learn
than just the struggles you see with it. With time, you may feel the
joy of a lighter heart when you come to terms with the change.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist|
Thursday, June 11, 2009:
Why not celebrate on days
other than your actual birthday? It's not like you can go do
everything and meet with everyone on that exact day. So spread the
love and enjoyment factor and milk it for all it's worth! You might
have to use the "get one free deals" on that actual day, so plan
your celebration to hit those first!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, June
10, 2009:
The band Greenday
has a hit song out called "Do You Know Your Enemy." Good question.
Sometimes when you think you have someone pegged as friend, they
turn out to be a foe instead. Everybody's driven by different
motivations and those are subject to change. That golden rule of
treating others as you'd like for yourself, still applies. You can
always move past friendships that aren't working. Develop new and
different ones, always learning and tweaking a little better each
time as you go.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, June 9, 2009:
Have you
surprised someone with a compliment today? It is truly a gift to
receive and hear. Plus it's great fun for the giver. Turn's out to
fit in every budget these days, as well.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, June 8, 2009:
Make sure you
thank the people around you. That is if you ever want help again.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, June
5-7, 2009:
Ever notice how
we over depend mostly on the voice to catch someone's attention for
communication? It's because we rarely use the mutual eye contact
that is necessary. If you strain or temporarily lose your voice, you
will quickly figure this out. Or talk with a person with hearing
impairment-because they understand from experience.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, June 4, 2009:
If you think
people can't find out about your wacky exploits with privacy
settings on your social networking sites, think again. There's at
least one site that can apparently (legally?) hack their way through
to your personal data: spokeo.com. The old adage don't do anything
you wouldn't want on the front page of a newspaper, is accelerated
by the internet-your info, within seconds, worldwide.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, June
3, 2009:
Every once in a
while, after the midst of turmoil, comes a wave of peace. Some call
it enlightenment. Perhaps because you feel so light when you give up
the struggle.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, June 2, 2009:
There is a reason
why toy VooDoo dolls are still kind of popular. It sure beats
carrying out the real thing and incurring legal bills.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, June 1, 2009:
Every once in a
while, we can actually identify with folks who go off the deep end.
It's such a fine line sometimes to stay on one side and not cross
over to the other.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, May 29-31, 2009:
If you realize
that "How are you?" is usually used as a rhetorical question, then
you will do just fine in most social situations.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, May 28, 2009:
Thank goodness
the social rules have changed considerably. Otherwise, a lot of us
would be still sitting around waiting for a good life to hit us in
the head.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, May 27, 2009:
For as advanced
as communication technology has become, it is surprising how far
many of our social skills have diminished.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, May 26, 2009:
Work is like
spending time with family (the good, bad, and annoying), that you
get paid for.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Holiday Double
Weekend Edition, May 22-25, 2009:
Isn't it
interesting that we notice we don't like to hear others whine, if
you have the rare opportunity to realize when we are the ones
doing it?!
A Memorial Day Thank
You to all the veteran's and their supporting families. Because of
them, we have the freedom to make all the choices we get to in our
lives.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, May
21, 2009:
Funny when
someone finally comes around to being nice to you, and they catch
you when you're in no mood to reciprocate.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, May
20, 2009:
True
friends always have your back. Even if it's just to tack up a "kick
me" sign.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, May 19, 2009:
Rule of
e-mail thumb: don't hit "send" at a late hour. Pull the address out
of the send to line and edit in the daylight hours. You'll have
regained your composure by then.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, May 18, 2009:
Did you
have any good hookups over the weekend? A spouse or partner
definitely counts. Don't think it's boring, just because you're
not single. The excitement of connection produces healthy brain
chemistry. And the upside for long term couples is a lot less of
"unknown" stress when your "hookup," is with someone you already
know.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, May
15-17, 2009:
It's
immensely humorous, when you really think about it: how we
have a list, and the universe has the chalk and eraser.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, May
14, 2009:
Thank
goodness for teamwork, especially when helping hands have your back
at the most face-saving times.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, May
13, 2009:
The great
thing with friends is sharing life's little joyous successes. And
also when you need it, a word of encouragement, to get you back
to that happiness part.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, May
12, 2009:
Postage
went up in the US today. Now it costs more to be old fashioned
friend.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, May 11, 2009:
It's good
to have a backup plan to your backup plan. Because life rarely goes
according to your wishes.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, May
8-10, 2009:
Happy
Happy Mother's Day!! To all the moms, women and men in
supportive rolls of mothers, replacements, helping hands and rest of
the assistance village.
It really does take a
village to raise and take care of everything that lives and breathes
on our planet. Take a few moment to honor all the stewards,
whether mothers or other helpful roles this weekend-even if it's
just to give them a moment to laugh.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, May 7, 2009:
Don't you just
love those leading e-mails that drop just a hint more than, "how are
you doing," and yet too romantically commitment vague to respond
back beyond, "...and how are you?"
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, May
6, 2009:
Don't forget the other
ladies on your appreciation list for mother's day. Anyone who's had
an impact or influence is important to recognize.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, May
5, 2009:
Happy Cinco de Mayo. Fun
for the day: call five friends and make them laugh. Texts count.
Chain e-mail forwards do not.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, May 4, 2009:
Isn't it great to chat
with old school friends? Isn't it greater if they're on the same
cell plan or using up night and weekend free time?!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, May
1-May 3, 2009:
Happy May
Day!
The definition of a true
friend is someone who will talk you off of the ledge, instead of
blaming you for being there.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, April 24-26, 2009:
Spending time with family this weekend or in virtual relationships
online? It's a toss up as to which one is more cost effective, if you
count therapy bills.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, April 23, 2009:
If at first you don't
succeed, quit hitting your relationship upside the head with a 2x4.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, April
22, 2009:
Happy Earth Day!
Hugs, kisses and flirting are great ways to contribute your part to
natural, fun, renewable energy!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, April 21, 2009:
It's national humor month.
Great for the health of your mind, body and soul. Plus it's oh so
easy to celebrate! Watch a comedy, read humor online (try
www.ToucheToon.com !), or share jokes with others. Try
what you like to build community and camaraderie!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, April 20, 2009:
Keep a notebook with you. Thoughts, dreams, goals, inspirations. When
you have a place to write (or draw) your creative ideas, it clears out
mental space so other great ideas may percolate there. Plus you don't
kick yourself for forgetting what you think may be the world's next
greatest idea.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, April 17-19, 2009:
Snow is a great time to cuddle up close and celebrate the weather
and love. So is rain, sunshine, wind, sleet, hail...
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, April
15, 2009:
Many couples break up over money issues. Nice theory, but it's not
about the cash, it's the communication.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, April
14, 2009:
Isn't it funny when your older relatives are more hip and tech savvy
than you?
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, April 13, 2009:
Sometimes a cleaner space helps with better communication. Less
distraction and angst.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Happy Easter!
Weekend
Edition, April 10-12, 2009:
It's a good thing we don't hide lingerie like we do Easter eggs.
Otherwise we'd be finding those for months to come, as well.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, April 7, 2009:
Have you tweeted, linkedin,
friended, im'd, bluetoothed, blackberried, and uploaded today? Or
have you picked up a phone to actually talk to a fellow human?
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, April
6, 2009:
Funny story with a moral...A woman in England was doing a Google street
search and her husbands vehicle was in it. Apparently the divorce lawyer
handling her case said that wasn't the only one like that in the office.
Lesson 1: Don't Cheat. Lesson 2: Don't think you can get away with
anything these days-there are cameras everywhere.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, April
3-5, 2009:
Gifts are what you get
others. Joy is what they bring you.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, April
2, 2009:
No matter what happens
around you, your attitude and people around you help get you
through. So if your choices of how to react are feeling the misery
or finding the joy-which would you prefer?
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, April
1, 2009:
There's an April Fool's
web site that anomalously sends an e-mail to someone letting
them know they've come in contact with an S.T.D. The upside of this?
Perhaps more folks into clinics and doctors to prevent other stuff.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, March
31, 2009:
There's a movement out
there dedicated and committed to stop complaining. Part of the
program is a bracelet worn on one wrist when you keep to the
positive commentary. One slip into complaining, and you switch the
bracelet to the other hand. The ideal is to shoot for 21 days so it
can become a habit. I think it'd be more aptly named "The Optimism
Plan."
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, March 30, 2009:
It's my birthday week. You
know what that means? My to-do list is longer than normal.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, March 27-29, 2009:
Manscaping, landing strip,
Brazilian, oh my! You may not be supermodel material, but
participation the hair removal biz may help in the aesthetic appeal,
location finding, increased attention, frequency and quality in
those regions.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, March
26, 2009:
The nice thing about
Twitter is cyber access to folks you may not have the guts enough to
actually pick up the phone and talk with. Tweet. Tweet.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, March
25, 2009:
Have a good "bro-mance"
lately? Men who admire other men, without being gay. Perhaps that
date is better as an action movie rather than "Brokeback Mountain."
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, March 24, 2009:
Who says saying sorry has to be a miserable experience? Apologies help
keep the ever important floral, sugar and jewelry industries in
business!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, March 23, 2009:
I have a conspiracy theory
for world peace going. Like recycling, every little bit helps. So
feel free to exchange kisses, hugs and handshakes, to further world
peace.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, March
20-22, 2009:
There's a web site called shop4guys. Any wonder that most of the pics are shirtless?
Ahhhh, the meat market is alive and well. And virtual.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, March 19, 2009:
There's an event called
the "Great American Pitchfest" where lots of screenwriters lineup to
pitch their screenplays to production companies, agents, managers
and studio executives. They have a similar activity in the
relationship world. It's called "speed dating."
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, March 18, 2009:
Relationships are/Life is like a box of chocolates. A little antioxidant
power and happy brain chemistry. Followed by a sugar crash.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Happy St.
Patrick's Day!
Tuesday, March 17, 2009:
Drinking your way to a
happy St. Patties? Make sure your designated driver isn't your
partner, so they can have a nice time, too. That way you both
get lucky!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, March 16, 2009:
Are you smiling for
yourself, or others? Funny thing is when you smile for yourself,
lots of others naturally gravitate to you, and also join in.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, March 13-15, 2009:
Gotta love a sappy, syrupy
love song. You're the responsible party keeping the insulin producer's
drug profits going.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, March 12, 2009:
Sometimes we are doing the
best we can. And that is good enough, despite what others might say.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, March 11, 2009:
There's a web site called
shop4guys.com. Any wonder that most of the pics are shirtless? The
meat market is alive and well. And virtual.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, March
10, 2009:
Ever have a goal that you
have to achieve first, before everyone else thinks it's
possible?
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, March 9, 2009:
Did you have a nice
weekend "off the grid?" Not plugged into anything
requiring batteries, wi-fi, towers, satellites, or NASA?
If you did, congrats on your relaxation time. And now,
welcome back to reality. Your pants are ringing.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, March
6-8, 2009:
Having trouble in the orgasm department? If you have around $23,000, you
can have an Orgasmatron device surgically implanted. Or you could go the
budget route with roses, a sex tips book and some warming lubricant.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, March
5, 2009:
Who says saying sorry has to be a miserable experience? Apologies help
keep the ever important floral, sugar and jewelry industries in
business!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, March 4, 2009:
Holy cow a lot of us
watched a little of The Bachelor. What does
that say of us when an over-hyped television
(non)-reality, is more interesting than our own? Perhaps
it's the impossible standard dates, the helicopters,
the house, the fishbowl, the cameras, the hot tubs, the
directors, producers, production and legal teams. And
you thought romance was supposed to be simple.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, March 3, 2009:
Relationships aren't like chewing gum. Although most of us are guilty of
treating them as disposable, sometimes. Thought, care and consideration
do take effort. Putting your crud under someone else's table and
leaving, not so much.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, March 2, 2009:
When the tide rises for one of us, it rises for all of us.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, February 27-March 1, 2009:
The latest in plastic surgery? Designer lips.
The southern ones. And you thought the bikini wax was ouchy to think about.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, February
26, 2009:
You know, "Love
the one you're with," includes yourself.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, February
25, 2009:
If you think
relationships are like a chess game, perhaps you are
right. Long term thinking, strategizing and manipulation
can be great for your personal gain. It's when you enjoy
the play, the blunders, and the back and forth that the
moments of being together are truly enjoyed.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Mardi
Gras-Fat Tuesday, February 24, 2009:
Ah, what some people do for beads. It's just not the
same thing for office supplies.
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Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, February 20-22, 2009:
Here's an interesting and
increasing trend in medical miracles: Anal Prosthetic Replacements. Yep.
That thought might get your sphincter cringing. Because of the
increasing practice of anal sex, this is becoming a phenomenon with
medical consequences. If you are pressured and don't want to
participate, see if having your partner on the receiving end might
change up the conversation.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, February 19, 2009:
The modernization of raising well-adjusted kids and
training well-mannered pets has made major strides over
the years. One important change is the emphasis on
praising the desired behavior rather than reprimanding
or reinforcing bad. That, plus everyone's got a cell
phone camera and access to the internet.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, February
18, 2009:
They're making a movie from the 9 year old's book, "How
to Talk to Girls." I think it's a sequel to another hit
book, "Everything I Needed to Know, I Learned in
Kindergarten."
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, February 17, 2009:
Yes, sex sells, but smells? According to a Journal of
Neuroscience report study, women can tell the difference
in a man's sweat if they're sexually aroused. FYI, women
can tell a lot of interesting things from a plethora
subtle cues.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, February
16, 2009:
Happy President's Day. Perhaps you're lucky enough
to have the day off, taking care of your family, or
working for that paycheck. No matter what, getting up
and having the ability to breathe is a great start. So
is the freedom and choice as to how to think about the
rest of it.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Happy Valentine's
Weekend!
Weekend
Edition, February 13-15, 2009:
There's a "G-spot" shot they can give a woman to enhance orgasms.
They might want to rename it the "Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Spot after
that.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, February
12, 2009:
Sometimes you can't solve someone's problem. But oh, the amazing
strides that basic empathy, and sometimes a very simple
cost-effective apology, can make. From personal relationships, to
business, to world politics, it's the Golden Rule...applied.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, February 11, 2009:
Some folks aren't gung ho on Valentine's day. What they may not get
is that it's not about the stuff, it's about the love. Most of us
don't make much effort daily to express appreciation for those
around us and ourselves. So if a grand gesture day is what it takes,
then go for it. Or you can do more of the little stuff, more
often.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, February
10, 2009:
Valentine's, hearts, rose petals, cards, chocolates, jewelry, power
tools. It doesn't matter how you express your love, just that you
do.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, February 9, 2009:
Directions for life: Live. Love. Learn. Repeat.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Wednesday, February
4, 2009:
Feeling more connected to your fellow Americans, and
others on the planet? Perhaps even more so than
after 9/11. Luckily there's a positive shift from the
"us and them" view moving to an "all of us" mentality.
Truly, we are all in this together.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, February 3, 2009:
Valentine's Day is coming up. Of course it's nice to
treat others. But don't forget about yourself. Make sure
you spend some time and thought remembering how
wonderful you are and the joy you bring to others.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Happy Groundhog Day!
Monday, February
2, 2009:
In
an effort to promote vegetarianism, PETA put together a
racy t.v. ad intended to run during the Super Bowl. It
was pulled because it showed women in various states of
steamy ecstasy with vegetables. And you thought you
didn't know what to do with that odd little eggplant.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Super
Bowl Weekend Edition, January 30-Feb. 1, 2009:
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)
caused quite a media frenzy. The theory was to
promote vegetarianism with their over the top sexy Super
Bowl ad. The "Veggie Love" spot, will not air during the
Super Bowl, as it shows lingerie-clad women enjoying the
heck out of one of the food groups. What a
publicity stunt. Best 3 million dollars never spent!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Thursday, January 29, 2009:
Thank goodness for free speech and heated controversy.
It makes the potential for make-up sex, post-debate, fabulous.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Wednesday, January 28, 2009:
Do you ever say, "I'm really bad with names?" Quit it!
Stop saying and throwing energy into making that true.
Instead, try saying, "I'm getting better with names."
You'll be surprised how incremental progress can change
many a bad habit.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, January
27, 2009:
It's good to work out. You'll like yourself better. And
as a result, others will, too.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Happy Chinese New Year! Year of the Ox/Bull which
symbolizes prosperity! Who couldn't use that right about
now?!
Monday, January 26, 2009:
January is such a good time to refocus. The things you
want to see and do better at usually involve other
people. But the only one you can change, or in fact
start with, is you.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, January 23-25, 2009:
They say technology is getting really advanced. Although
your cell phone might not make cappuccino, it can
apparently make you froth in other ways. With or
without attachments, your handheld device can be
converted into a sex toy. Now that's multitasking.
Hold all your calls?
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, January
22, 2009:
You'll probably not want to borrow anyone's cell phone
ever again when you find out they can be used as a sex
toy. With or without attachments. That gives "phone sex"
a whole new meaning.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, January
21, 2009:
We may be a little politically hung over from the
historic occasion of yesterday's inauguration and
celebration. But just like Mr. President, we need to get
to work. Not everything has to be a monumental goal on
your to-do list. Putting your list in writing is
important. Next is commitment and accountability (call a
buddy and exchange lists). And start. Start on a piece.
Even 5 minutes is closer. And 5 minutes tomorrow. If you
miss your mark, don't scrap it. Get back to it. We all
can do better.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, January
20, 2009:
History has been made today with President Barack
Obama's inauguration for the United States of America.
As amazing as that is, we each have the chance to create
history everyday, in everything we do. Every better
action and better decision, leads to better lives for
all of us.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, January 19, 2009:
Today we celebrate Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. Tomorrow
will be the inauguration of the first elected
African-American to lead America. Talk about the most
amazing dreams coming true. Even though it took a lot of
time and great effort, it proves we can achieve great
change, both personally and collectively.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, January 16-18, 2009:
Why in this day of age, in this economy, does "customer
service" have so very little to do with the customer?
Nine buttons to press to get to a human. On hold,
transferred and disconnected...all while listening to a
recording of how much they appreciate your business.
Perhaps they should start with an apology. Then maybe
they could work their way up to earning your respect &
business back with a please and thank you, rather than
"It's not my department." It's not that hard. And low
and behold, courtesy just happens to be free in the
budget.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, January 15, 2009:
Here's where those grade school math skills come in
handy...determining which shapes your relationships are
in, and what possible fractions may come up as a result.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, January
14, 2009:
Domestic skills have made a fashionable comeback. It
turns out that our grandparents knew a little something
about being green (before it was a cool bandwagony
term), responsibility and family.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, January
13, 2009:
Do you have a buddy for any of your New Year's
resolutions? Your chances of success are much higher if
you write them down and have some one who knows what
you're seeking to do. Accountability is a great kick in
the pants.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, January
12, 2009:
Are you laughing more this year? Even sick and
terminally ill kids have a temporary break from some of
their physical pain and more strength to fight for life
when they can have some fun and laughter while enjoy
themselves.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, January 9-11, 2009:
A company just advertised ON THE RADIO that they provide
a discreet and classy service for "An affair to
remember." They even guarantee it. Do you think court
costs, therapy, severed relationships of your friends
and family are covered in the cheater's clause? Because
that'd be considered pretty memorable.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, January 8, 2009:
There's a new show called "Tool Academy." It's for
clueless men who cannot figure out how to treat their
romantic partner that's not like a Neanderthal. Out of
the IQ contenders here, their parents are probably
seeking some kind of witness protection plan.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, January 5, 2009:
Just because the holidays are officially over, doesn't
mean you have to take the mistletoe down. A step to
world peace is a mere hug or kiss away. All efforts
help!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, January 2-4, 2009:
Changing calendars. Trying to write 09 instead of 08. A
list of resolutions. How about a nice look in retrospect
of how far you actually came last year? Perhaps some
hard-won lessons. And maybe a little joy in the small
thankful moments between bad news sound bites.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Happy New Year!!!
Thursday, January 1, 2009:
Careful how you word either what you want or resolve.
The universe has quite the sense of humor when it comes
to interpretation.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Wednesday, December
31, 2008:
Last chance of this year to cuddle with the ones
you love. They can be spousal, your kids, the furballs
or appreciation for the miracles from the wings of those
above.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, December
30, 2008:
The last days of the year are great for reflection. You
started with a clean slate. Then you marked it up,
erased it, ran your nails down it. It's kind of nice to
see what all got added up in the accomplishment column
for a "whew, look at that" progress report.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, December 29, 2008:
Did you get a waxing set for Christmas? Nose clippers?
Pedicure gift certificate? Make sure you use them and
thank the gift-giver.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, December 26-28, 2008:
Weekend recovery time. You can go back to rock and roll,
or jazz or whatever you listen to. Unless your family
got holiday music. Then you'll just have to deal. Good
time to take up a good post-Christmas walk, eh?!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, December 18, 2008:
Last weekend before Christmas. Mad mall dash, egg-nogged
in-laws, vaporizing finances, and a to do list that
isn't very season-friendly. Is it any wonder why some of
us have a hard time slowing down to smell the pine
needles?
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, December 17, 2008:
'Tis the season for better communication. Text tag
anyone?!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Wednesday, December 17, 2008:
There's a gift bag that, if moved (peeked in), has
sirens that go off. Now that'd be great with pets,
anyone with a heart problem, or children who aren't
already in therapy.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Tuesday, December 16, 2008:
Joy to the world, you, and everyone around you. It may
take some rosy glasses to see, but there are joyful
things we should be thankful for, even if the rest seems
overwhelming.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Monday, December 15, 2008:
Caroling from cubicle to cubicle? Why not? Everyone
could use some holiday cheer. Especially in the comical
off-key format.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, December 12-14, 2008:
Have you taken advantage of any mistletoe yet? I've got
this theory that we can start to create peace on this
earth, one kiss at a time.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, December 11, 2008:
Ah, what to do when you hear from an ex. If you're
still friends, cordial is easy. But it's harder when
they start reminiscing about the past--selecting only
the good times. Even more challenging to remind them
there's probably a pretty good reason you're not still
together, without looking like a jerk.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, December
10, 2008:
Welcome to the age of drunk dialing and drunken e-mail.
Same as late night, for stupidity effect. Oh the things
we do that we wish, with coffee, or proper sleep, we
could take back, without consequence.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, December
9, 2008:
It seems like everyone is having such a hard time these
days with so much going on. Why not call two people and
leave a joke or positive message on their voice mail for
a little moment of cheer? A spiral in the down direction
often just needs a little something to help motivate the
emotions back upwards. It's amazing how the human touch
can do that.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, December
8, 2008:
Having fun keeping up with the holidays yet? Ba humbug
or holiday cheer. Somehow the season brings out our best
and worst. Often at the same time.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, December 5-7, 2008:
An 8 year old Colorado boy wrote a popular new
relationship book called, "How To Talk To Girls," that's
getting national attention. Perhaps the rules for dating
are more closely related to the playground than we
think.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, December 4, 2008:
It's so much easier to kiss and make up with mistletoe
handy.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, December 3, 2008:
Ah, let the mashed potato throwing begin! Just try to
make some holiday plans with family and without any
button pushing or reacting with unnecessary jabs.
Luckily, Santa sees when we take a deep breath and
approach things a little differently. Sometimes, holiday
concessions help bring more of us in line with the
season. A little emotional charity can really pay
off in more peace on earth...starting at home.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, December 2, 2008:
It's so nice to be thought of warmly at the holidays.
Usually the first cards are from your insurance agent,
accountant and dentist.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, December 1, 2008:
Why wait for New Years to kick in some positive resolutions? You can do
a soft kickoff of one goal. The nice thing about trying it through the
holidays is that you have to scale it back to a reasonable level-because
you already have a lot on your to-do plate.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, November 28-30, 2008:
Great ideas for romance, or any kind of relationship, don't have to
reflect the wallet.
Ask almost anyone, and some of their most memorable times weren't the most extravagant.
They were surprising. And what resulted were the close
feelings of connection that from those moments. So consider it an
investment: a little creative ingenuity can make you
laugh and love (and remember the best stuff) for years
to come.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Happy Thanksgiving!
Thursday, November 27, 2008:
Careful on that honesty game. Because once Pandora lifts the box
lid, things can get really ugly. Especially without a pretty dose of
tact.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, November
26, 2008:
Beyonce has a great song out with the line, "If you like
it, then you should've put a ring on it!" Let that be a
bebopping response when an ex contacts you reminiscing
about the good ole' romantic days.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, November 25, 2008:
The holidays are a great time to get in touch with
friends an family you haven't connected with in a while.
You don't have to go through your whole address book in
a comprehensive manner. Perhaps pick a few and click out
some e-mails. It's a virtual box of chocolates.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Monday, November 24, 2008:
T-Day countdown: Three days--less time spent planning,
shopping, cooking, friend and family gathering,
volunteering, calling dibs on the remote control, and/or
making reservations somewhere else.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, November 21-23, 2008:
There's a hair dye for the carpet to match the drapes, as they say. It's
supposed to be safe for the nether regions. The best part? The name:
Betty. You can have a blond Betty, a Brunette Betty-any kind of colorful
Betty. You can even make it festive with stencils. So perhaps the green
is festive for the season, or signals the "get lucky here" patch?!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, November 20, 2008:
You've got to
love Craigslist. Where else could you find an appliance,
a date, and a job, all in one sitting?!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, November 19, 2008:
Who knows what the future brings. Might as well enjoy each moment as it
unfolds into it's own awkwardness, vulnerability and little surprises
revealed.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, November 18, 2008:
Hmmm...is it irony, or foreshadowing, to receive an
e-mail that says, "We need to talk."
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Monday, November 17, 2008:
We should all do that
V8 smack in the head. The one that says, "Oh yeah, I
have a brain and talent too. I don't just have to watch
and appreciate it in others."
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, November 14-16, 2008:
Here's some ideas for romance on a budget:
Candlelight. Snuggling. Reading poetry. Playing romance poker (each hand
wins a small romantic prize). Cooking dinner together. Playgrounds in
the moonlight. Stargazing. A bath or massage.
Wrapping a favorite body part with a bow. Appreciating what you
have, rather than what you don't.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
New 4 page article on El
Rancho-Check out the
online article
(less photos) or come in to see the full layout!
Thursday, November 13, 2008:
Time communicating is a great thing. Sometimes, no
matter how clear you think you are or how good your
intentions, your messages aren't always received as
such. Checking in checks the translation.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
The
NEW
"Dating And Hand Grenades" monthly feature articles
are here! - Humor, heart, and an entertaining
way to laugh at the reality of our relationships.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008:
Time alone is a good thing. Recharging the batteries,
completing projects and errands, and of couurse
--that ever popular...sleep!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, November 11, 2008:
Gotta love the emotional roller coaster of a
relationship in it's infancy. The, "Should I stay or
should I go," question, no matter what the experience
level, is handled by complete amateurs on both sides.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Monday, November 10, 2008:
Most folks dread Mondays. Probably because they
represent the start of the work week. If you start with
the mentality that Monday means you drag yourself,
begrudgingly to work, what's the likelihood that many
positive things will happen in your day?
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, November 7-9, 2008:
It's the weekend. You know what that means...desperately
wanting sleep, but needing to hit up that to-do list.
And maybe if we get some of that impossible list done,
some social activity and a little R & R as a reward.
Good luck with that ideal. Or bag it and go play.
There's always Monday.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, November 6, 2008:
Don't you love the game of limbo? That state of
contorting and bending to make everything in life
balance--while moving--and trying not to fall over.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
 Wednesday, November
5, 2008:
Can you imagine peace
in this world? Now that the election is a done American
tradition, we just may enjoy peace of mind, too!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/HumoristWednesday,
November 5, 2008:
Can you imagine peace in this world? Now that the
election is a done American tradition, we just may enjoy
peace of mind, too!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/HumoristTuesday, November
4, 2008:
It's voting time in America, folks. If you haven't yet,
please get your hind end out there to the polls. Too
many people have sacrificed so much so that we might
have this right and privilege. The upside? You can hit
the other kind of polls after that.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Monday, November 3, 2008:
Falling in love is the easy part. Especially in
comparison to the staying, getting to know a lot more
about each other, and growing there together parts.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, October
31-November 2, 2008:
Halloween is a great chance to jump outside
your own box. Even if it's just masquerading for one night. One never
knows the false courage, surprisingly encouraged by a mask.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, October
30, 2008:
Schedules are a funny thing. Mixed with obligations,
things we want to do, and usually crammed with so much,
our possibilities can sometimes become less, rather than
more.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, October
28, 2008:
Usually it's not important where we meet, but who we
spend time with talking with. Of course finding some
interesting, out of the way new nooks, are always an
adventure in fun.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Weekend
Edition, October
17-19, 2008:
Loving a new show called, "The Ex List." The premise: woman is
told by psychic that she will either marry in a year or
not at all. And it's someone she's already gone out
with. That'd make for damn good comedy, for almost all
of us.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, October
16, 2008:
There's a new television show called "Valentine" on the CW network.
Apparently the Greek gods of love are a family living in the Hollywood
Hills. Sounds like an upbeat cotton candy kind of show. Sure beats
watching forensic dissection as entertainment after work.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, October
15, 2008:
Ever wonder if there's a good relationship board game out there?
No fair calling it Monopoly.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, October
14, 2008:
Here's the positive spin on being stubborn or pigheaded: at least
you're using your brain.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, October 13, 2008:
Do you have a mentor? These kinds of folks can come from any walk
of life. And they can teach you all kinds of things you
can improve on, from career to relationships to home
projects. It doesn't have to be fancy or official.
Just someone who's been there, done that, or does it
better than you...and can give you some tips.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, October 10-12, 2008:
Is it comfort zone time or jump out of your shell time? Only you
can decide. One keeps you where you are and the other
helps with growth and learning. Maybe not an easy
process, but perhaps gaining in some great
laugh-at-yourself lessons along the way.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, October 8, 2008:
Talk about relationship mysteries. If you tried to follow the
connecting dots of the US economic crisis, you'd almost
find your personal relationships a piece of cake to
understand, in comparison!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Wednesday, October 8, 2008:
The Golden Rule of doing onto
others as you'd want done to you, is a high ideal we
should all strive for. Here's hoping that the missed
niceties that we don't always get the chance to,
adversely affects our karma account.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, October 7, 2008:
Dad's serve many roles in our lives. It's hard to acknowledge
some of them, until we get a little older to understand
and appreciate them.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Monday, October 6, 2008:
The hard part of getting to the end of your rope isn't hanging
on. It's swinging to another vine.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, October 3-5, 2008:
The weekend is an ideal time to keep up with the most important
to-do-list item: your relationships.-
Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, October 2, 2008:
What can we learn from the political debate process? The method
could be helpful on a personal level with your partner.
A coin toss decides who speaks first, each person gets a
set amount of time to state their case uninterrupted,
other side gets time for rebuttal, and maybe even a
little concluding commentary.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Wednesday, October 1, 2008:
Have you Googled yourself lately? Although not fully
comprehensive, you can have a little idea of where you
are represented in the world. It's a breather from the
economy with oxygen from a little narcissism.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Tuesday, September
30, 2008:
A local radio station is trying the publicity stunt called
"Drive by Meat Market." The theory is to put a bunch of
single folks on a street corner and give their location.
You drive by and see if you're interested. Back in the
day, that was called prostitution. But apparently these
days, it's called, "ratings."
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, September
29, 2008:
Nothing says scorned relationship quite like an e-mail that gets
forwarded to all of the friends.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, September
26-28, 2008:
When your vocabulary "Word of the Day" is "Celibate," then
perhaps it's time to do something adventurous. Like get
off the word of the day e-mail list.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, September
25, 2008:
Careful what possible photos may exist of you. Thanks to ex's,
acquaintances, web sites PhotoShop and YouTube, you may
not have a choice in whether they're floating out there
for public consumption or not.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, September
24, 2008:
Remember the days when you could crank call or just hang up on
someone? Ah, between *69, caller id and cell phone
received call logs, mystery now has a digital footprint.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, September
23, 2008:
Have a personal e-mail to send out with some emotions attached to
it? Leave the "send" address field blank so it doesn't
accidentally get sent out before a thoughtful edit.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, September
22, 2008:
There is a new television show in the works called, "Arranged
Marriage." That mixes all the best of everything: mind-mushing
reality t.v. and the most sacred of commitments.
All when I thought people were moving away from things
that were once forced on them. Now you can volunteer. On
the bright side, maybe their percentage of success will
be more than the current 50/50 shot. Nothing that a few
publicly televised personal moments can't improve, eh?!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, September
19-21, 2008:
Ah, the conundrum of aging...when your paradigm shifts
from sex to sleep.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Please
VOTE for us!
El Rancho Trading Post is in the running for Denver's
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We so appreciate you taking a couple of
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The deadline is Friday, Sept. 19, 2008, by midnight
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Thursday, September
18, 2008:
Isn't it great to discuss things with your friends?
Especially when you disagree?!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, September
17, 2008:
It's often the joys in life that we crave most. But some
of the most meaningful moments, when experienced
together, come from things that may seem tragic or
challenging at the time. That's when the bonds between
people forge in the strongest ways. And with a little
distance of time, we can find a few things to laugh
about.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, September
16, 2008:
The internet can do so many positive things. You can
find love, appliances, concert tickets, advice and yes,
even humor. On the dark side, there is a proliferation
and anonymity to a growing and extremely disturbing
trend of sexual material available online. Consenting
adults is one thing. But what is happening with infants,
toddlers and underage children is beyond the criminal
and morally unthinkable. Currently only 1% of known
leads are being investigated. There is a bill with
funding that will help law enforcement with the much
needed resources and people they need to catch the
predators in this statistic. The littlest victims need
our help immediately to pass this bill by Sept. 26.
Oprah can get a lot of us to act. Please be one of the
voices needed to get our senators to pass
Senate Bill 1738-The Protect Our Children Act.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, September
15, 2008:
Ever think you don't make a difference? Your actions. Your choices. Each
of us has a profound ripple effect in our personal actions. You may not
see it, but every once in a while, you might hear a positive thing that
was benefited by what you did. When the tide rises for one of us, it
rises for all of us.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
This ran on this site just past
the political election...
| Here's how comedy can make a difference. I
laughed and applauded as I listened to one of
USA's newest citizens smacked us upside the head
with how important it is to vote. Thanks to
YouTube, you can check it out for
yourself. Funny and true! |
Weekend
Edition, September
12-14, 2008:
Can your relationship survive house projects together? It's a fine line
between getting help from your partner and wanting to kick the ladder
out from underneath them. If you know it's going to destroy you, save
the money and hire out. But if you can get through the frustrating spats
and get the project done, that pizza and beer will taste so much more
victorious at the end.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
God bless
all of the folks lost on 9/11 and may their families,
friends, colleagues, and all the emergency workers be
continually blessed in their healing. We remember and
reflect.
Thursday, September
11, 2008:
It's great book-reading weather. Of course it's hard for most
busy people to find any time to read. There's
commuting time though, if you don't carpool. The kids
may even get interested in some new things and spark
discussion, if not already occupied with texting, ipods
and the like. All face time counts, even if it's in the
rear view mirror.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, September
10, 2008:
Don't you love fall? As the weather gets brisker, it makes you
want to grab a hot chocolate and call an old friend for
a good catch-up chat.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, September
9, 2008:
Who would have thought that spending time with my pets would
teach me to be a better human? Care for others, being
social, playful, exercising, learning that discipline
sets up a good structure, and being nicer--no matter how
my day is going. Not to mention, walking very gently, so
that fewer feet, tails and other fragile objects get
smooshed.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, September 8, 2008:
This should be a fabulous presidential (and vice presidential)
election for America. All bets are off as to how the
candidates and the American people choose to discuss our
new history. Especially since there isn't an "ism" that
hasn't been brought up. From feminism, racism, ageism,
etc., the conversations in all of our relationships are
being tested and challenged. While both major sides tout
"change," the real switch may come from each of us
wanting things to be different, and doing something
about it.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Weekend
Edition, September 5-7, 2008:
Holy Motion,
Batman! Libda makes a rechargeable vibrator. That
taking "green" to a whole new, ahem, level.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, September
4, 2008:
Now here's the
ultimate way to love the planet and yourself...Libda
makes a solar power vibrator. Yeah, I
haven't heard Al Gore promoting that one, but he should!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, September
3, 2008:
It's funny how we
have more ways to communicate with people, but in
actuality, often connect with folks a lot less.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
****
New:
Cool Chic's Club-first
social outing to see new movie, "The Women" Lakewood, CO
9/27/08
Tuesday, September 2, 2008:
It's so much easier
to give advice, than to take it.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Holiday
Weekend Edition, August 29-September 1, 2008:
Ah, the Democratic National
Convention has concluded in Denver. A week of frenzy,
politics, media, stars, protests, police and speeches.
No matter which political party you support, it has
sparked individuals to talk, discuss, debate and share
in historical significance, together.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, August
28, 2008:
I am amazed at the courage of our
military troops. Strength to endure life away from their
families on several tours of duty, injury, recovery,
losses of comrades. To be able to march with many who
want to get the US out of Iraq was and honor and
privilege. Thank you for defending our freedom and
rights to stand up with you.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wed. p.m. Report from the Democratic National Convention in
Denver:
I just participated in the DNC today. Got tickets to the Rage
Against the Machine concert and did my first protest
march-from the show at the Coliseum. It was a peaceful
and eventually successful demonstration lead by US
soldiers back from Iraq to get us out of the war. We
walked it all the way to downtown Denver-3 miles on
foot-about 4,000 of us-all with help from the police-a
LOT of them. Even ran into one who's a friend of mine.
It is non-stop stuff for the DNC this week. This was my
one day to partake. Had tix to the Ralph Nader event.
Guess Sean Penn and others were there. Oh well, instead
quenching a deserved thirst with a beer at the Denver
Press Club and watching Bill Clinton's speech and
resting my feet before the long walk back to my car.
Wednesday, August
27, 2008:
Sometimes it's hard to say, "I
love you" at the end of your conversations. But if
those were the last words you got with that person,
you'd know you always did your best.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, August
26, 2008:
It's nice to celebrate
together-even if it's politics. Even if we sit on
different sides of the fence. At least it gets us
talking together.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Welcome
Democratic
National
Convention
to Denver, Colorado, USA!
dc
Come visit a Colorado icon...
El Rancho Restaurant
Celebrating 60 years!
...and El Rancho
Trading Post
Che' & Cam's family run gift store for 22 years!
|
Weekend
Edition, August 22-24, 2008:
There's a drink called "Sex on the Beach." Yep, we all know that one.
There's another called, "Sex on the Beach Without a Condom." Yikes. And
we thought the real thing was itchy and stupid enough.
(check out www.Barmeister.com
for the recipes)
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
14th Annual (Now infamous) BBS Party*
details & invite:
Contact Ché
cd
This year's theme:
Circque du Ché
Circus Carnival Caravan
dc
Wednesday, August 20, 2008:
Couples should
get into the Olympic spirit and add some new sports to
the 'home games.' It might not reach international
recognition, but I'm thinking ring toss would be mighty
fun. (Use your imagination.)
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, August 19, 2008:
It's nice to
reconnect with old school friends. For some it's a mile
marker of how far we've come. For others, it's a reality
check.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, August 18, 2008:
No matter how busy
you are, it's good to carve out some time for the
important people around you. You're "to-do list" will
always be there. Your friends and family will not.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Weekend
Edition, August 15-17, 2008:
I've found an
odd occurrence: many straight men have a really tough
time seeing naked male
bodies. Funny how the human nude form has been portrayed in art for years-especially
women. Most females have no problem looking through a Playboy magazine. But
somehow guys think they'll catch something if they look at portrayals of
their counterparts. Jealousy, rivals, or just not
comfortable with their own masculinity?
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, August 14, 2008:
I just met two
individuals who were so adamantly mad about not meeting
nice people. It never dawned on them that if they
changed their attitude in a positive direction, people
might enjoy extending friendship to them more readily.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, August
13, 2008:
There's a
certain point in a plan when perfecting the details gets
thrown out the window for getting the overall project
accomplished. That "what the heck/que sera" moment is
such a stress reliever. We should grasp that point more
often.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, August
12, 2008:
*Another
great thing about throwing a party? It's quite the
motivating deadline to get projects done.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, August
11, 2008:
*The
nice thing about party planning (besides the mental
challenge of figuring out how to get everything done in
time)...having a good reason (and doing it), to
reconnect with family, friends & colleagues!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
14th Annual (Now infamous) BBS Party*
details & invite:
Contact Ché
cd
This year's theme:
Circque du Ché
Circus Carnival Caravan
dc |
Weekend Edition, August 8-10, 2008:
Thank goodness for the Olympics-the one time where
people can compete for the human race. And the world can
unite in support.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, August 7, 2008:
You can plan all you want, but the domino project effect will rearrange
your schedule. That's when, to get to the thing you want or need to do,
there's a list of things to do first to even get there. And usually
there's more that pop up along the way.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, August
6, 2008:
A guy came in and
said, "Oh, you sell antiques!" He was pointing to the computer I
was
currently working on. He'll be so happy to celebrate future
occasions
with his family, as I did not reach over the counter to smack him
upside the head. Careful what you say to others. Because even jokes
can land the wrong way.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, August
5, 2008:
A six-figure
earning wedding planner had a bit of unusual advice for brides:
Don’t leave your fiancé with the wedding planner. He might hit on
her for one last fling. The planner vows that the invitation/advance
is an extremely common occurrence.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, August
4, 2008:
Monday is a great motivational day to start projects.
It's mentally that pristine clean chalk board, before
everything gets written on it. Like Pythagorean
theories...and life.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Weekend
Edition, August
1-3, 2008:
A friend of
mine has one of the best technological achievements
ever. Whenever her hubbie, or anyone is looking for
something and comes to her for location assistance, she
tracks and finds with the greatest of ease. Her secret?
As she calls it, her "Uterine Homing Device."
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thanks
Tina! You always crack me up with your great humor!
Thursday, July
31, 2008:
I love to ask long married couples what their secret is
to a successful relationship. Funny thing is the answers
are all different. Some are what you think, but most
aren't what you'd expect. Which goes to prove it's a
little different for every couple. What works in one
relationship may not be the same success ingredient that
works for another couple.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
New TOUCHÉ! Cartoon In
PLAYGIRL Magazine
Wednesday, July 30, 2008:
Accomplishments are a great thing. Even better when
celebrated with those who helped you get there.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, July 29, 2008:
What's the nicest thing your partner has ever done for you? Maybe it
involved something expensive, but bets for most memorable, tend to favor
the thoughtful and creative romantic gestures.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, July 28, 2008:
Life takes some interesting turns on the way to our
goals. Some are hurdles and others are happy surprises.
Make a conscious effort to see the challenges as growth
opportunities. Maybe with some overall learning purpose,
they can be a little more bearable to get through.
Humor helps. Not just for you, but also those around you
who don't enjoy the sob story.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008:
It's amazing
how talking is a such a successful way to solutions. Sometimes when
complaining about a situation, the other person offers up ideas you
didn't think of.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, July 21, 2008:
We don't
always get it right. We are humble hapless humans who can screw up
royally. Sometimes the best place to start, is with a sincere
apology. Great for personal relationships, and business ones, too.
It's amazing how you can turn a very wrong situation into a stronger
bond, or a best customer (especially one who gives recommendations).
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, July 18-20, 2008:
Ah...the weekend. Time to kick
back and relax. Or cram in way more than you could possibly do
during the week. Have fun! Don't kill yourself all in one sitting,
dear.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, July 17, 2008:
Ever get up and say,
"It's a beautiful day?" Truly, everyday that you get up, have the
chance to breath, be with your family, plus have opportunities,
choices, and free will, is a good day.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, July 16, 2008:
Have you ever
noticed that acting or deciding on something, is less work than all
the stress that leads up to it?
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, July 15, 2008:
There are two
contradictory theories. One is if you need help, delegate. The other
is if you want a job done right you have to do it yourself. The
trick in life is to somehow find the balance between the two. Mainly
so you get the stuff done, but also so you don't kill yourself in
the process.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, July 14, 2008:
Isn't it amazing how
life can throw you such great joy and sadness at the same time? Who
knows if it's bittersweet, or just irony, but someone upstairs must
have a blueprint the rest of us mere mortals aren't in on.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist |
 Brothers
from a different mother...my bud Boca and mom's beautiful Brave
Heaven has 2 new angels...
Braveheart-(white
pooch on the right) my mom's gorgeous stoic, and eventually playful
(only with us), wolf-blend dog; rescued from abuse to a ranch, to
her home, and of course into our hearts. He left us Friday July 11th
to be in a place to walk and play without the restrictions of an
ailing body. Bless his Brave Heart!
Johnny Schou-(2nd from left) a young bassist from the local
band Tickle Me Pink out of Fort Collins. Tragically found dead on
the morning the band was to celebrate it's first record's nationwide
release and signing to a major record label. He'd just celebrated
his 22nd birthday and the band performed at the huge Vans Warped
Tour 2 days before at Invesco Field in Denver. Their album release
party turned into his memorial. Rock on Johnny and TMP-thoughts,
blessings and healing.
|
Weekend Edition, July 11-13, 2008:
Are you living life or just visiting it? All seasons are a great reason
to get out there for whatever you find fun or adventurous. Summer is a
bonafide excuse: more light, warmer, and more people in the mood for fun
and frivolity. Need more convincing? Fun is back to being socially
acceptable. So GO! Do something!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, July 10, 2008:
Why is it that many men
interpret or assume women call for sexual reasons? Especially when
it's either personal as just friends, or business? If it were gals
calling each other, they wouldn't automatically assume it's a date
inquiry.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, July 9, 2008:
There is something extremely sexy about a man in the kitchen. Maybe he's
just boiling water for your tea, but the gesture and the effort always
count. Not to mention watching him move...all for you.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, July 8, 2008:
Sharing space with
someone can be hard. Each has their own idea and way of doing things
that may be polar opposites of the other. If each person has a
little territorial section of their own, sometimes that can be the
sweet spot so you can remain neutral in the shared ones.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, July 7, 2008:
I asked
a guy how he was doing and he responded, "Great! At least I'm not
getting shot at." His point: be grateful for the big things and quit
stressing over the small stuff.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Holiday Weekend Fourth
Edition, July 4-6, 2008:
Holidays
and heat: a great combination for starting all the wrong kinds of
fireworks with those around you. Remember, this stuff is supposed to
be fun.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, July 3, 2008:
There has been
a lot written about the differences between men and women's
communication. Luckily we all have brains to disseminate what may
and may not work for us. Because everyone is a little different,
everyday. And even more so when combined with another human being.
Find what works, and be open to what else might do.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, July 2, 2008:
Only a woman’s
phone would have the following real prompt: “Please leave me a
brief, but detailed message.” Demanding, snappy & opposite sides of
the spectrum, all wrapped into one!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, July 1,
2008:
We are officially halfway through the 2008
Calendar Year. It may be time to reconfirm your life goals, or
create new ones.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, June 30, 2008:
Welcome to "attention spam" Monday. That's where you
spend so much time on all the useless crap, that the important
stuff, gets waylaid. (word from Urbandictionary.com, interpretation
by...
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, June
27-29, 2008:
Have you kissed in the sunset lately? Chances are you
can fit in a few minutes with that extra seasonal daylight. Who
knows? You might even want to make it a habit.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, June 26, 2008:
Some folks like photos. And some are not yet ready for
their close-ups. Most times, sitting out will not catch too much
flack. But sometimes you may miss out in the greater history and
context of not only your life, but the lives of those around you.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, June 25, 2008:
Parents and kids are excellent agents in button pushing.
With years of training, it takes a much more special agent to move
away from the trigger of an easy fight. Try it every fourth time and
put that stress energy that would have been expended into something
useful for yourself, and maybe even the other potential combatant.
Ice cream may be a nice step to peace.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, June 24, 2008:
Warmer weather equal "project time" for you? Of course
it's in our nature to overdo it, but give it an attempt to go a
little easier. Smaller chunks, lower the expectations or the to-do
list a little. Or better yet, hire some help. It's not admitting
defeat. It's choosing to do other things.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, June 23, 2008:
If you were a vegetable, which one would you be? It's
fun to compare notes and food stylings. Besides, it adds a healthy
food group to the water cooler discussions.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, June
20-22, 2008:
Guys often think it's all about the money. Listen up
boys, for most of us women, we'd rather get a little creatively
worked face time than grand pricey events and objects. Not that we
don't like, appreciate and want those things (keep 'em comin when
you can!). It's just that most of us have a little more substance
and desire for the true sentiment of your heart.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, June 19, 2008:
It's often a great relationship de-balancer when someone
demands something of you, that they are not willing to offer
themselves!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, June 18, 2008:
Do you know the difference between French tarragon and
Russian tarragon? Who cares?! As long as someone else says they'll
cook for you, and you're not allergic.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, June 17, 2008:
Life throws us a lot of things we never could plan for.
It's amazing how creative we can get to adapt to the crisis' and
changes. And it's often surprising to see who comes out of the
woodwork to assist in your strength.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, June 16, 2008:
One of the really nice things about summer: crappy
television shows. So get out and bond with your family, friends,
pets, etc. Enjoy more light, physical activities, fresh air and
rollicking fun!
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Weekend Edition, June
13-15, 2008:
Happy Father's Day to all the dads, grandpas, and good
role models (with or without power tools), celebrating fatherhood in
whatever format, to help raise healthy, happy and productive kids.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, June 12, 2008:
Don't you love parents? You could be retirement age or a
genius in your field, but still have to take a technical knockout in
any lively debate. Because you will always be, the "kid."
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, June 11,
2008:
It's a nice reversal to see younger men with women. Men
have been dating younger for years (many for trophy reasons).
Perhaps women are doing it for someone who can keep up with them:
intellectually, physically, and emotionally.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, June 10,
2008:
We all know the right things to do: eat better, get enough sleep,
exercise your mind and body, spend time with those you love, and
take care of things before they become a crisis. Alas, most of our
schedules (of our doing) throw us up against the deadline curve of
urgency. Try a tiny improvement system: each week try improving one
thing, just a little. 5 minutes or one better decision a day, could
have a nice cumulative effect that might make you want to stick with
it.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, June 9,
2008:
Remember when
the weekends were time for catching up on sleep? Now it's time for
catching up with life. Not such a bad idea if you include your
friends and family. Much more rewarding than just a cram session of
errands and to-do lists.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
|
Weekend
Edition, June 6-8, 2008:
Want to supercharge your relationship? Add a Taser.
(Of course don't try this as a sex toy at home, unless you are a
complete idiot.)
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, June 5,
2008:
Are you using
your relationship as therapy? True that being with someone else
points out your issues. A partner is quick to notice and call you on
them. But that doesn't mean that that's the best person to help you
work through complicated stuff. Sometimes you need a little
professional help. That way your home couch can be for
entertainment, rather than your own personal reality show.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, June
4, 2008:
Now
here's one person's mind-boggling historical achievements...at age
68, with 63 albums, has sold more concert tickets than any
other solo performer. Who is this you ask? Why it's none other than
Proud Mary herself: Ms. Tina Turner. And she's been with the same
sexy, younger man for many years in Europe, to boot. Or should I say
heels--since she's well-known for the having probably the most
gorgeous female rocker legs in the biz.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Tuesday, June 3,
2008:
Ever think
about using a match making service? The downside might be cost or
services that don't pair you up well. But the upside? Finding
someone who's really serious about the process, and perhaps getting
a little reality check and feedback along the way.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, June 2,
2008:
The new "Sex
and The City" movie has everything the true fans could want: comedy,
drama, fashion, gay guys and gal pals.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
|
Weekend Edition, May
30-June 1, 2008:
Welcome
to the national holiday for women...the opening weekend for the
highly anticipated "Sex and The City" movie. Ladies, start your
cosmos. And set your bejeweled cell phones to taxi speed-dial.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
*martini photo from
www.martinipic.com custom sterling silver martini pics for the
prettiest cosmo ever!
Wednesday, May 28,
2008:
If you
have kids, enjoy that little girl "pink" phase. Soon enough, she'll
hit the black phase, possibly with a vengeance.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, May 27,
2008:
What's the "perfect storm" of happy? A positive perspective, even on
the little things. A little progress review. Some in-the-moment
positive shifting. Maybe a more thankfulness. And smiling more.
What's the worst that could happen if you give it a try? Someone
might get jealous that you're happier, and they're not?
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, May
23-25, 2008:
Now here's a
way to grab your audience: title your book "Sleep to be Sexy, Smart,
and Slim." Who knew sleep could be sexy? Do you think it's the
jammies?
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, May 22, 2008:
Now here's a
great recently advertised grad gift: a stationary/thank you note
set. No pressure kid. (But to the giver, expect a text reply.)
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, May 21, 2008:
They say "you can't take it with you." They never stated, "They
can't take it from you!"
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, May 20, 2008:
Ever disagree with your parents? Apparently, age and obstinate role
entrenchment continue to be the trump cards in winning debates, no
matter who has good points for consideration.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Weekend Edition, May
16-18, 2008:
I just read a bit of a book that promotes one day of cooking, for an
entire month. Of course that piques our interest. The theory
makes sense as you combine chopping, prep work and pans for several
items. Crock pot, freezer, and a 9 hour day are required. The
nice part about slaving one day, is that it may free up some time
for other healthy relationship pursuits, like cuddling. A great
twist on "comfort food."
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, May 15, 2008:
It's hard to give someone a second chance. Especially when they have
taken that liberty exponentially in the past.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Wednesday, May 14, 2008:
Welcome to the weird world of "science." There's a study out that
suggests eating cereal around the time of conception, might help
produce a boy. Gee, what happens when you eat something more
obvious, like cucumbers...or chocolate?
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Tuesday, May 13, 2008:
We all have issues to work through (big or small). Perhaps yours are
from childhood or developed over time. If your theory is 'not
dealing with them makes it all fine,' think again. To you it's hunky
dory. But other's around you might not fare so well. And if you have
relationship patterns in your life, the only constant factor is:
________ (fill in your name here).
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, May 12, 2008:
What's
the best thing that can happen on a Monday? Whatever that is for
you, see if you can achieve a little bit of it. You may not read the
whole book or win the big lotto, but getting a chapter done or a
small investment opened, is a nice progressive start.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Weekend Edition, May
9-11, 2008:
Mom's
always think you're not listening. Good thing they have eyes in the
back of their heads. Because then they can catch you actually doing
what they said.
Happy Mother's Day--in
whatever format that may take for you!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, May 8, 2008:
Are you're in the past with all this t.v. stuff? During the
analog-to-digital switch-over, you could just switch off. Think of
how much time you'd add to your life, even taking back one hour
every day. It's like going for a masters degree, even if you just
spent that time reading in one subject.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, May 7, 2008:
Singles: Ever try a romantic friendship? Most people know about
having a booty call, but what about something a little more
lighthearted? If the chemistry is good and you enjoy spending time
with someone, why not just appreciate it for that? More simple and
fun than a full-blown "relationship." And as adults, we can make up
whatever rules we want. And agree upon.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, May 6, 2008:
Sometimes we forget how important a hug can be. That human
connection amongst the busyness, we didn't even know we
needed. But when you get one, you just might realize, the healing
power you can give and receive in it.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, May 5, 2008:
One of the
reasons a new relationship is so exciting is that it offers
the opportunity to rethink what's up and down.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Weekend Edition, May
2-4, 2008:
Many
people get sick immediately following the completion of a huge
project or event. Probably because they red-line themselves all the
way to the finish line, until there's no energy left. Without
adequate rest, the immune system cannot properly recharge to
prevent illness. Call it the body's little payback for pushing it to
the extreme.***
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades***I've
been hard at work with a handful of folks to put together probably
our biggest Colorado Alliance of Illustrators Shows ever! We have
over 40 artists with over 80 pieces displayed in 2 galleries!
(Whew!) You can join us for the gala kickoff on First Friday at
Belmar in Lakewood, CO (with food & drinks). The show will be on
display for the month of May. I have 3 pieces on display: two
cartoons and a magazine cover. Here's a
sampling of the amazing variety of CAI artist's works.And here's
the show
info link.
Wednesday, April
30, 2008:
Isn't
it nice to have people's help sometimes? Isn't it even nicer if you
don't kill them in the process?
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl
Monday, April 28, 2008:
Why does it
usually take getting sick to realize what's truly important? Funny
how the essential somehow gets done, and the rest doesn't really
matter.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl |
Weekend Edition, April
25-27, 2008:
Here's
another funny thing I'm finding about having laryngitis: when I
either show a note or do a gesture to let people know, they
whisper to me. It cracks me up! I can hear just fine. What I'm
guessing, is that this is their way of showing empathy and
connection. Kind of like talking in a high voice to a baby.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl
Thursday, April 24,
2008:
One thing I'm
finding out about having laryngitis? How little eye contact people
actually make in their communication (or lack thereof). I
either have to wait a while, or tap someone on the shoulder to get
their attention to read a note, so I can considerately greet them.
The nice thing is that the non-English speakers can relate to my
hand gestures just fine.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl
Wednesday, April 23,
2008:
Did you buy organic yesterday? Or did you just chomp green M & M's
and call it something other than a little (ahem...) horny
indulgence?!
Happy day after Earth Day.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl
Tuesday, April 22,
2008:
More and more people are jumping on the "green" train. Funny
thing...if you asked your grandparents about this, they'd tell you
this is what they did normally. Reducing, reusing and recycling. Try
opening one of their doors and find it's loaded with rubber bands.
Happy Earth Day-May everyday be a conscious effort.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl
Monday, April 21,
2008:
Isn't it interesting how a major event can mirror the stages in a
relationship? The new excitement of finding out. The plotting and
planning. The anticipation and build up. Then the actual event
(which seldom goes as planned). And the conflicting rush of
satisfaction, relief and slight melancholy when it's all done.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl |
Weekend Edition, April
18-20, 2008:
Plan, save and follow your bliss. And don't forget to enjoy it- not
only when you get there, but also the character-building path along
the way.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl
Thursday, April 17,
2008:
Now here's an interesting animal shelter statistic: big, black dogs
have a much harder time getting adopted. There's a misconception
that they are scarier. This includes black labs, retrievers,
rottweilers, and pit bulls. Of course dogs are like people in the
sense that if they have a loving environment, they will have a much
happier and safer existence. And some good dog training goes a long
way. (Not just beneficial for the dog!)
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl
Wednesday, April
16, 2008:
Did you have a happy tax day yesterday? Not stressful if you filed
earlier, or pressured til the witching hour? Everyone is different
in their approach, from from details to timing. It's great if your
partner shares your style. It's funny how that Zen philosophy of
simplifying your life, can do the same for your tax returns.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl
Tuesday, April
15, 2008:
Humans are not the only the casualties of the U.S. housing market
these days. People are literally leaving their pets behind in their
foreclosed homes. Sometimes with heart-breaking notes. Many have to
move to places that won't allow animals. Hopefully more will turn
them in to shelters, in faith that they may have a better chance
with a new family, and ultimately survival. If you have the ability
to adopt or foster, please consider it. Specific donation funds have
even been set up to assist in the great need of foreclosure pet
help.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl
Monday, April 14, 2008:
Are you in a whiney mood today? Seek out the very inspirational
online talk and book called, "The Last Lecture." From one man with
an infectiously bright attitude, who happens to be dying from
terminal pancreatic cancer, you will instantly gain a new
perspective on everything.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl
|
Weekend Edition, April
11-13, 2008:
And you thought YOU had a good proposal?! A student at Columbine
High School in Colorado came out to her car at lunch and found it
confettied with sticky notes saying, "Prom?" She accepted.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl
Thursday, April 10, 2008:
A New Year's resolution/goal I set was to try to make 10 people a
day laugh (or at least smile). This had nothing to do with my
cartooning work. Just my goal to bring humor to the world. Thought
I'd start with the people around me. There's been an unexpected
benefit: when I get others to laugh more, so do I.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl
Wednesday, April 9,
2008:
Every picture tells a story. If you take a look at the photos and
the real expressions, you can tell so much about a relationship. Of
course there is a lot more to the story and circumstances. But it's
surprisingly a good indicator.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl
Tuesday, April 8,
2008:
How important are finances to you? Since it's the number one thing
couples fight about, it's good to have clear, open and honest
conversations about your money. It's easy to mix up feelings, goals
and perspective, with different expectations. Ultimately, sleeping
together is more fulfilling than pillowing with your purse.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl
Monday, April 7,
2008:
Funny how I've always listened to my mom. It's just taken many years
to hear.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl
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Weekend
Edition, April 4-6, 2008:
No one needs
to have a problem with getting older. Although it's a wee unfair
that celebratory alcohol can kick our butts a lot more than it
used to!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl
Birthday Edition!*
Thursday, April 3,
2008:
Since it's my
birthday, I plan on treating myself well. Maybe getting some
stuff done. Maybe not. As long as it's enjoyable and important
to me, that's all that matters. Of course it helps to have a
wonderful family, pets, friends and great colleagues all over
the place to celebrate with me in person (or fur), and in
spirit. Have a great day everyone!
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl |
|
*Birthday Alert!
April 3rd is a big deal for this giggly girl.
Celebration lasts for the whole month. Feel free to send happy
greetings.
I'm psyched that the birthday
fete has included:
óI
Hate Kate (cool band) at the Bluebird
4/3
(they sing the hip tune:
I'm in Love With a
Sociopath-soon to be a belly dance I'm choreographing)
óAlvin
Ailey Dance Theater with mom 4/4
ó(hopefully) improving my doumbek
skills at drum practice on 4/5
óA bunch of really pretty (and
perhaps healthy?) single-size desserts from Whole Foods. Not much of
a cake person (except for cheese cake and ice cream cake)...but
those exquisite little pint sized pretties like tarts and berries
and maybe some handmade gelato too delectible-looking to pass up! |
Tuesday, April 1,
2008:
Serious most
of the time? Today's your day to cut loose. Might as well laugh
at yourself, before someone gets you good today for a practical
joke. Happy April Fool's Day. We're all one at least one day a
year-some more than others.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, March 31,
2008:
We all know the right things to do: eat better, get enough
sleep, exercise your mind and body, spend time with those you
love, and take care of things before they become a crisis. Alas,
most of our schedules (of our doing) throw us up against the
deadline curve of urgency. Try a tiny improvement system: each
week try improving one thing, just a little. 5 minutes or one
better decision a day, could have a nice cumulative effect that
might make you want to stick with it.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Weekend
Edition, March 28-30, 2008:
Who knew that the theory of high school popularity could follow
you. Check out MySpace or FaceBook online. Wow, parents, teach
your children well...or at least how to Photoshop OUT the
youngin's cleavage.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, March 27,
2008:
Do Good. Be Good.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, March 26,
2008:
Does an accent make you swoon? You may love the one your with,
but eves-dropping in foreign territory, might be a bit fun. Just
keep it in fantasyland, or let your partner in on your foreign
fetish. And if you're single, go get cultural!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, March 25, 2008:
One of my New Year's resolutions was to be 50% happier. I had no
idea what that would look like or how to go about it. I
just tried to change my outlook to be a little more positive on
a lot more things. Something clicked. And I'm happy with the
results.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, March 24,
2008:
I saw a book I wanted to read: Stop Complaining. I didn't even
need to read it to get the message. The author's bracelet trick
was a nifty idea on putting the practice work. As long as you
stick to the positivity, you wear it on one wrist. And the
minute you whine or complain about anything, you switch the
bracelet to the other wrist and start all over. That'll get you
noticing how you react to things, a lot more consciously.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Happy Hoppin' Easter
Weekend
Edition, March 21-23, 2008:
The male counterpart
for the "Orgasmic Diet" book* is "The Hardness Factor." Again,
making you healthier improves your sex life. If you read it for
nothing else (yeah, right), it has some awesome recipes.
*See
the daily from yesterday.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, March 20,
2008:
Ever hear of the "Orgasmic Diet?" Funny how anything that makes
you healthier, makes everything better overall. (Book: The
Orgasmic Diet by Marrena Lindberg; nutshell version:
"four things women need for optimal sexual function: good brain
chemistry; good hormone levels; good circulation; good muscle
tone.")
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, March 19,
2008:
Getting more action
these days? I meant sex life, not Visa bill.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, March 18,
2008:
Winter
turns to spring this week. One quarter of our yearly seasons,
done for the year. Any chance you're sticking to any of your New
Year's resolutions? If you wrote any down, you have a much
higher chance that they're still in play. If not, spring into a
new action. Even one little improvement is still better than
expecting change while doing nothing different.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, March
17, 2008:
Did you ever
think that no matter what state you are in right now, you are
"lucky at love?" If you are out of a relationship, you are lucky
to have your own time and schedule; if in a partnership, lucky
to be in or explore the path of love. You get the picture. It's
all about perspective. Now go have a "lucky" day!
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Happy St.
Patrick's Day! |
Weekend
Edition, March 14-16, 2008:
Ah, arm candy. Great
for a photo op, but will the conversation last beyond the cheese
tray?
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, March 12, 2008:
Doing good: our rent for
being on the planet.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, March 11, 2008:
How are your politics these
days? If you want to instantly unite or alienate any
conversation, bring up an opinion on any political issue. At
least you'll immediately know where you stand...whether on the
other side of the line, or holding hands on the same cliff edge.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, March 7-9, 2008:
Is the passion
waning from your relationship? Since taking up knitting or an
affair aren't viable options, why not hit your local sex shop?
There is always new stuff to learn, and perhaps try.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, March 6, 2008:
Why is it we think
relationships should be "instant?" Perhaps the desperation of
the wanting, or expectation of McLove. The truth is that time
and real living and loving experience build the most solid
foundation. You can run at it or stroll to it. Remember, either
way, it's a moving target.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, March 5, 2008:You
only get one chance to make a first impression. And if that
doesn't work, you can always get a second opinion.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, March 4, 2008:
Do you think highly of
yourself? If you want a fun experiment, have others introduce
you at parties, or networking events. You may hear some
wonderful perspectives that you'd never say or not know about
you otherwise.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, March 3, 2008:
Are you falling for bad
people or stuck in a relationship history rut? Maybe your radar
is off. Choosing something different that breaks the pattern,
can be the change catalyst for a new future path. If it doesn't
work, you're welcome to relive whatever rut you like.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Holy Cow! This site has received 9,000
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Leap Year
Weekend Edition, February 29-March 2, 2008:
Try something out of your
comfort zone. If authority questions you, just blame it on the
leap year frenzy. Hey, if the 'full moon' and 'Twinkie defense'
can work...
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, February 28, 2008:
Sometimes you've got to draw
a relationship line in the sand. On a beach. At high tide.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, February 27, 2008:
I figured out I don't "do lunch" very
well. It breaks up my day, my focus and
project-getting-on-a-roll time. Perhaps you value your chunks of
valuable time. P.S. it's o.k. to tell others. They might enjoy a
more creative meeting alternative, too.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, February 26, 2008:
Ever try a relationship sabbatical?
Maybe the best person to fall for is you. You might even bring
some more to the table with others, if you have more confidence
and knowledge of yourself. That and a good bottle of wine.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday,
February 25, 2008:
Interested in finding something personal out? Do your homework.
Better yet ask that person directly.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, February 22-24, 2008:
Going red this month? It's
national heart month. So take care of yours-whether through
exercise, good nutrition, or stress reduction. And combining
them. A little healthy love life living is a great boost, too!
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, February 21, 2008:
It's "Love Your Pet" day, so
give Fido and Fifi a hug. Endorphins for everyone!
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Thursday, February 14, 2008:
Are you spending at least a
little part of Valentine's Day with the most important person
you know? (BTW, that would be some 'you' time.)
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's!
Favorite holiday of the year!!
Need extra
time? Celebrate it this weekend.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008:
Planning a romantic evening
by candlelight? So the firefighters and paramedics aren't a part
of your romantic experience, watch the curtains.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, February 12, 2008:
You know all those epic
"go-get-the-girl" run-through-the-airport, romantic movie
scenes? Ever wonder how they get the correct
flight/terminal/airport information (so they make the
blockbuster ending reunion just in the nick of time)?
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, February 11, 2008:
I used to think
money and gift cards made terrible, thoughtless gifts. Then I
learned that no one can shop for me, as good as me. Funny how I
appreciate that thought more.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Thursday, February 7, 2008:
If you're slacking
on your new year's resolutions...here's take two. Go with today
as your new year. You've already had a practice run, so get to
it and do a little better! Just a tiny bit constitutes progress.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Happy Chinese New Year!
Wednesday, February 6, 2008:
Are you a little cynical
about Valentine's Day? Well get over it--and help someone else.
Check out the
Save the Children Valentine's you can send (and help with
self-sufficiency, literacy, nutrition and other good stuff--for
your heart and others).
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Super
Tuesday, February 5, 2008:
Wouldn't it be nice
to "caucus" more at home? Talk about "playing a real part in our
futures."
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Happy
Mardi Gras!
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Weekend
Edition, February 1-3, 2008:
Ah, Superbowl weekend.
High-def and big screen t.v.s are on sale: for all that
scratching in detail, and spitting in surround-sound.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday,
January 31, 2008:
Of course opinions matter.
But you have to consider the source. And also their motivation.
And ultimately, you may want to rely on what feels right. Time
will be the ultimate judge. And maybe a little guilt.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday,
January 30, 2008:
A friend commented tenderly on how hard it is to lose a pet. He
said sometimes it's harder than losing a family member, because
we pick our pets, and they offer unconditional love. I've found
that to be a bit true, as my "furballs" are my "kids."
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
*****
Please
forgive the intermittent humor, as I've been spending more time
with my pets Aspen, Boca and Capri. Aspen started slowing down
on runs and walks in the fall. It was important to me to spend
Christmas with her, since I had a sinking feeling it might be
our last together. She started collapsing on a Saturday. I
brought her to the vet on Monday (when they were open) and had
one more week with her. But she went downhill health-wise so
fast. The following Saturday, I had the opportunity to spend one
last day with her.
On A Sad Note:
My sweetie girl Aspen, border collie mix and pound puppy of 11
years passed away 1/26/08. She is deeply loved and missed.
Hopefully, she is running and playing off leash, with no fences
and all the squeaky toys and treats she can possibly enjoy. Her
wings are well earned. |
Weekend
Edition, January 25-26, 2008:
You gotta love fantasies. Where else could you play the role of
Fabio, without getting laughed at?
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday,
January 24, 2008:
Have
you heard of the new web site for dis abled folks called
disaboom.com? You gotta love the eye-catching advertising with
an image of a tattooed gent in a wheel chair daring you to
question his sex life. Just goes to show you that sex sells
practically everything. The upside is a change in the perception
of folks that have some extra challenges. And it's bridging
several communities with knowledge and understanding.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Wednesday,
January 16, 2008:
Now here's some interesting
fyi morsels to ponder...white eggs come from chickens with white
earlobes. And red-lobed chickens lay brown eggs. I suppose
people are just as easy to read. If you only you knew to get
past fuzzy/feathery indicator.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, January 15, 2008:
Sometimes, you only get one chance to make a last impression.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday,
January 14, 2008:
Balance is a brilliant concept.
But like anything worthwhile, it may not be the natural state of
things. A little effort and some successful planning, can help
life be a little more fruitful in more areas. They may not all
be perfect, but trying is a better way to get it to happen.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, January 11-13, 2008:
When you ask "What
are you thinking," be prepared to hear an answer you
weren't anticipating. Since telepathy might not be in
your repertoire, your expectation could be totally
different than the actual truth.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, January 9, 2008:
What would happen if you smiled 10
times more each day? I've been trying 50 in the morning
as an experimental exercise, and something good has
definitely clicked. Better positive reactions with
others, a better day, and I'm just a little bit
happier as a result. I dare you to try it for a week.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Weekend
Edition,
January 4-6, 2008:
Wouldn't it be nice to keep up
with family, friends, colleagues and people who make
your life work better? Obviously that could take all of
your time. The next best thing is to make the
connections we can, the best that we can. Maybe it's
only an e-mail, or a quick voice mail to say, "Hi, I'm
thinking of you. Hope you are doing well." Sometimes
those small connects can make the difference in yours or
someone else's day.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, January 2, 2008:
Wouldn't it be
nice to keep up with family, friends, colleagues and
people who make your life work better? Obviously that
could take all of your time. The next best thing is to
make the connections we can, the best that we can. Maybe
it's only an e-mail, or a quick voice mail to say, "Hi,
I'm thinking of you. Hope you are doing well." Sometimes
those small connects can make the difference in yours or
someone else's day.
Happy New Year-May you
accomplish much with love and laughter.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, January 1, 2008:
There's a southern
tradition that sounds brilliant: Do on New Year's Day
what you want to be doing for the rest of the year.
Funny how tradition and new age thinking kind of
intertwine sometimes.
Be blessed & prosperous in your new year. Remember
relationships can hold the greatest riches.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday,
December 31, 2007:
It's the last of the the old
year. But it's not "old" until you give up or the time
passes into the "new" year. With the time you have left,
you can review your progress (yes you made some) and
tweak the course, if you're not heading in the right
direction. Perhaps you can adapt the "right" path... to
your actual life.
Happy New Year's-May you have
accomplished lots, with love and laughter.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Monday,
December 31, 2007:
It's the last of the the
old year. But it's not "old" until you give up or the
time passes into the "new" year. With the time you have
left, you can review your progress (yes you made some)
and tweak the course, if you're not heading in the right
direction. Perhaps you can adapt the "right" path... to
your actual life.
Happy New Year's Eve-May you have accomplished lots,
with love and laughter.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Holly Days Weekend Edition, December 28-30, 2007:
Who knew so
many people were "bi?!" Turns out about half of all dog
folks also house a cat. There goes the neighborhood.
Meow.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Holly Days
Weekend Edition, December 21-23, 2007:
Catching up or falling
behind on your holiday preparations? Just remember, it's
always about the people and not the perfect stuff. The
most memorable times can come from what gets creatively
done in a pinch. And who knows? It just might start a
new tradition.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday,
December 13, 2007:
It's a great idea to get the kids electronic toys this
Christmas. And if your value your brain cells, just
leave the batteries out.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, December
12, 2007:
Isn't it about time women got to be with
trophy hunks? Wouldn't it be really great if they had a brain,
and a sense of humor?
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday,
December 11, 2007:
Ever go near one of those cars with a voice alarm that says,
"Step away from the vehicle?" Don't you just want to step in and
mess with it, because you were told not to, and that's a pompous
thing for a car to say anyway?!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, December 10,
2007:
I have a great eco-friendly gift wrap idea: fabric bags. I
made a bunch of them once, so the deal is, if the person wants a
gift again, they have to give the little sack back. Except for
mom, who after every opening, annoyingly eggs, "Can I keep the
bag?"
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition,
December 7-9, 2007:
You just never know
who is going to touch your life. It may be a best friend, a work
colleague, or a person known only briefly. But to have
known that person, may make you a better one.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
In loving memory of
a wonderful cartoonist and human being: Dan Gibson.
Dan Gibson gets his own characiture on the Denver Press Club
walls, after creating a third of the infamous wall for others
(and having served as president and longtime member.)
Thursday, December
6, 2007:
Meeting someone for the first time? Here's some quick tips: keep
it in public, preferably daylight, casual, and with your own
transportation. And have a buddy check-in person who knows where
you are and when you might be back. You may meet the love of
your life. With a little forethought, it won't be from the trunk
of a car. Or in front of rolling Dateline cameras (legal age is
a no-brainer, folks.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, December
5, 2007:
Welcome to the age of
"giving to yourself" gift cards. You spend money on someone, and
then you get a credit as well. Nothing like a little Christmas
kickback to get you in the spirit of the season.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, December 4,
2007:
It's easy to fall for a
good personal, and perhaps misleading, sales pitch. Especially
when your ego is down and the compliments flow from what appears
to be the heart region.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, December 3,
2007:
Life is short. Write out the holiday cards as you see folks, and
pray you get to the rest.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend
Edition, November 30-December 2, 2007:
It's officially cuddle season. Try
some wearable sexy textures like velvet, satin, and
silk, to encourage the touchy-feely fun.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday,
November 29, 2007:
Need to make an uncomfortable phone call? Don't do it by
text or e-mail. Bad news is never fun, but humans
deserve a little courtesy. Be a better person, even if
the other one might not deserve it. Err on the side of
integrity or at least a little better karma.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, November
28, 2007:
Why
does the diet industry bother pushing their products near the
holidays? Food. Alcohol. Temptations galore. Besides there's a
whole breed of folks called "Chubby Chasers." So you shouldn't
have a problem finding a date to your company party.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, November
27, 2007:
Feeling a bit alone for the holidays? Why not buddy up with
someone else who could use some cheering--like some soldiers
based in a war zone, or some orphan kids. Go through reputable
sources you can verify. As opposed to something like Nigerian
royalty scams via e-mail.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, November 26,
2007:
You think
you're having a tough day? It could be worse. You could be on
the body count list for the Sopranos. (Yep, a real wacked web
page:
http://www.the-sopranos.com/db/bodycount.htm)
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition,
November 23-25, 2007:
Enjoying the
holidays yet? It's a feast for the senses. And you don't even
have to go too crazy. Food that's a little richer or eclectic
and new are such fun to sample. Why not try a little? Besides,
you can work off the extra calories on the dance floor, or under
the mistletoe.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, November
22, 2007:
Really bored?
Check out Movifone's 25 worst movie sequels ever made. Hours of
your life you can never get back. Especially if on a date. And
my pick wasn't even listed: Miss Congeniality 2. Seriously bad,
like chunky out of date milk.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, November
21, 2007:
Did you know that
reading the descriptions in the personal ads is kind of like
decoding a house or job ad. In real estate terms, "cozy" means
tiny. And "Not a 9-5" translates into you will be working
24/7. For the personals, there's all kind of tweaking of the
truth, from weight to age, and all the life details in between.
Do read with caution. It's easy to spot some, like "discrete"
meaning married. Anyone can represent anything. If you start
with honesty, you'll be amazed at the positive way you can be
treated in return.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, November
20, 2007:
Ever watch "Entourage" on
HBO? Manager Ari has a saying he's fond of, "Hug it out." (For
accuracy, there's a bit more to the phrase.) Although it might
not be appropriate in the workplace, it sure does come in handy
with family and friends. Remember it over the holidays.
Especially when you may have the urge to do the opposite.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, November 19,
2007:
Ah, a short work week, if
you celebrate Thanksgiving. Funny how the to-do list doesn't
shorten, just the days to accomplish it does. Remember to
appreciate the people around you. And if the list still looks
like it has no end in site, you might want to sit and relish the
spiked cider.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition,
November 16-18, 2007:
The holidays are starting
to roll in. No pressure. Parents, friends, & colleagues mix with
parties, food and alcohol. Ah the story bombs that are fun to
drop when stuck at the kiddie card table. Therapy bills for
years. 'Tis the season!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Missed Ché's big belly dance
debut? Vampires and all? See the encore performance LIVE ,
Sunday, Nov. 18th in Boulder, CO...
Need an excuse to get wild? Don a costume? Celebrate the
Fall Harvest? Or carpool to Boulder?
Nov.
18th--Boofest Bash Holiday Show
Evening Show: at
Trilogy Wine Bar on 13th St in Boulder
Tickets $12.00 at the door or
$10.00 in advance at
A
delightful and diverse dusk, brimming with wonderful &
unusual performances of the belly dance and beyond.
Featuring
"Countess Rafi'ah & the Daughters of the Night"
performing their chilling vampire story...in a special
encore performance!
Thursday, November
15, 2007:
Sometimes when you are
sick or injured, it's the universe's way of telling you to take
a little break. We take almost no time to sit and think about
what we really want, how we are going about it, and who and what
are truly important to us. Besides, a little personal down time
for rest and reflection is better than watching the lawyer and
laundry ads on daytime t.v.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, November
14, 2007:
Sometimes when you are
sick or injured, it's the universe's way of telling you to take
a little break. We take almost no time to sit and think about
what we really want, how we are going about it, and who and what
are truly important to us. Besides, a little personal down time
for rest and reflection is better than watching the lawyer and
laundry ads on daytime t.v.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
(Lovingly
dedicated to our CAI VP Cherish, who is not only an amazing
person, organizer, coordinator, web hostess, illustrator and a
zillion other great things, but also a wonderful human being and
friend. Rest and be well! You too, Benjamin :) We value you both
so much!)
Tuesday, November
13, 2007:
Ever feel like some dates
are more like therapy sessions than romance? Some are textbook,
with all of the lingo. And some are free association with a
captive audience. Once these get started, it's hard to get a
good gage of what the other person is thinking. They'll usually
be tactful. Perhaps tuning out. Or never calling back.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, November 12,
2007:
Sometimes it's really fun
to be right. Even if you don't use it. Because sometimes, to get
along, you need to give the other person a graceful exit
strategy. No one likes to be on the uncomfortable side of a
chastising. Unless it's from a bet that has a fun payback.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition,
November 9-11, 2007:
Sex can be like ice cream
toppings. On different days, different things sound good or
interesting to try.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, November
8, 2007:
Ah, dating.
It's like an intimate job interview process sometimes. Ever get
sick of telling even the nutshell version of your life story?
The interesting part is learning about someone else's life and
experiences. Tends to broaden your horizons, if even
vicariously, to learn of skydiving in Peru, or having a special
needs child. You just never know how much your heart can open
up, when the right person gets you interested.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, November
7, 2007:
You know a
really bizarre way to have a drug test come up positive if you
aren't a user? Have sex. According to Dr. Drew Pinsky of the
Loveline show, semen has a 7 times higher concentration of
substances (like drugs) than in the bloodstream (although
rare-something to consider). Remind you of the old Seinfeld
episode where Elaine tested positive for drugs because she had
poppy seed bagels?!
-
Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday,
November 6, 2007:
Since when
did everyone need a reality show to find love? It's
taken over network television and blossomed big time on
cable. Surprisingly enough, they'll probably be the few
shows that might survive the Hollywood writer's strike.
Even more reason for either them to resolve royalty
issues or for us to read more books.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday,
November 5, 2007:
Last time I checked, brain power (on
most days) ruled the world. I heard no mention of
how important cellulite was on the ecosystem.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist |
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Weekend Edition,
November 2-4, 2007:
Ooooh, The Loving Lothario.
Superman of Seduction. Romantic Rasputin. Unrequited sexual
tension may make it in classic literature. But the only
place most modern romantic happy endings happen, is trashy
fiction.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, November
1, 2007:
Ever have RRRS? Repetitive Relationship Reclipse
Syndrome. It's where you you go back to retry a romance that
went south at least once before. Symptoms can include: stupidiy,
forgetfullness and sudden memory recall. RRRS can be fatal:
check with your therapist for terminal ego and self esteem
issues. In very rare cases, it can work if partners have
committed to and acted on changes in patterns and personality.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Rockies Rally
Wednesday, ROCTOBER 31, 2007:
It's fun to dress
up for Halloween. You can experiment with anything, not have to
call it a disguise, and get away with it. So let your freak
fetish flag fly. Besides, the more original you are, the better
your odds for winning the costume contest.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, ROCTOBER
30, 2007:
When was
the last time you played hookie with your partner? Maybe you
skipped out on a whole day. Remember 'nooners, or leaving work
early to follow up a sexy office phone call? Or getting in late,
looking a little ruffled and flushed. Your co-workers may give
you the evil eye, but they're really just jealous.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
 Monday,
Roctober 29, 2007: World Series 2007
You Made HISTORY!
Congratulations on winning the National League Pennant!
The World Series scoreboard may have said Red Sox, but
the Colorado Rockies baseball team won our hearts. You
united our city and state with positive energy and
integrity. Thank You! So proud to wear purple!
Monday,
ROCTOBER 29, 2007:
Sometimes
it's not whether you win or lose, it's the miracles you
pull out of the hat to get there! In Colorado, you don't
have to be an old woman, to wear purple. (With all due
respect to Maya Angelou.)
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Sunday, Roctober
29, 2007:
World Series
2007
Go Ahead and Make HISTORY! I
just learned this from a fellow fan at Coors Field last
night-turn your baseball cap inside out and upside-down
and put it back on. The logo still shows. Yeah, it's
goofy and superstitious. Welcome to baseball. I did it
first and we scored. Others around did it and we scored
and the team made more great plays. Try it. We've
got a World Series to WIN and nothing to lose!
Weekend Edition,
ROCTOBER 26-28, 2007:
There are a
lot more fans than tickets to see the a lot of major events live
and in person. Thank goodness for the miracles of technology and
our local pubs. Improving our community relationships, one
brew at a time. Colorado bonding has never been this much fun!
Go Rockies!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, ROCTOBER
24, 2007:
Can you love
opposing teams and each other? Whether it's sports rivalries or
political ones, disagreements can get pretty heated. If you
realize you can have personal differences, maybe that heat could
be saved for the non-competitive (i.e. "makeup") time.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, ROCTOBER
23, 2007:
Just because
you see a couple who doesn't fight, doesn't mean that they have
a great relationship. Sometimes bottling problems to avoid
confrontation can lead to other issues. Or build them up to
breakup capacity. We all communicate in slightly different ways.
Figuring each other out is half the frustrating fun. Those big
breakthroughs can make your bond stronger. Not to mention how
much fun make-up sex is!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
(details below!)
(pictured: Countess Rafi'ah)
O.K. Folks! Here's the belly dance show video
of just our "Evening in Transylvania" piece, posted on
YouTube.com-it's in two parts, so watch them both (about 11
minutes total)
Part one
Part deux
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Weekend Edition, ROCTOBER 19-21, 2007:
Every
thought of taking up dance for your partner? It could be a
couples kind of thing like ballroom, or line dancing. Or perhaps
one of the more sensual, and perhaps, solo nature, like belly
dancing. Or you can get really exotic and get some pole
training. By the way, all that dancing isn't restricted to just
ladies. We all like a good show, so shake it if you've got it! *
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
*Dedicated to my fellow belly dance vampires: Countess Rafi'ah,
Saira, Naia, Laura, & crypt-keeper Kendra, for our show
performance Saturday night.
(pictured: Countess Rafi'ah)
O.K. Folks! Here's the show video of just our
"Evening in Transylvania" piece, posted on YouTube.com-it's in
two parts, so watch them both (about 11 minutes total)
Part one
Part deux
Wednesday, ROCTOBER
17, 2007:
It's amazing
how wonderful someone can look on paper. When it comes to
relationships, though, chemistry is one of the most unstable,
unknown elements. If someone could bottle the formula for
instant chemistry, there'd be more money in it than White Out,
Velcro, and Post-it's...combined!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Purple Tuesday,
ROCTOBER 16, 2007:
The
celebration at Coors Field in lodo Denver last night was so
unbelievable! Great fans, great police, very few problems and a
whole lot of celebration for an amazing home team. My favorite
was all the folks with decorated brooms, sweeping and
high-fiving each other overhead with the broom heads. I
never realized how much sports can bring people together. From
my belly dance class, to artist friends and fellow Rockies
baseball fans around the field, we're all celebrating the
"Miracle on Blake Street!" Congratulations to the Colorado
Rockies--the Cinderella team who just won the National League
Championships!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Stay Tuned For Celebration Pics...including a fun one with Carl
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Weekend Edition,
October 12-14, 2007:
You know one
of the great revolutions that Playboy Magazine started? The Hef
helped society realize that, yes, the girl next door can and
does enjoy sex. Turns out you don't have to be male, or
promiscuous. Just have a brain and some hormones. Yay . Everyone
wins.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, October
11, 2007:
Ah, to be
young and in love. Oh, to be older to know what's possible, and
how it really can and does go. Wow, to experience both, consider
yourself lucky.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, October
10, 2007:
Studies
suggest men with lower voices have more children. And men prefer
women with higher voices. I'm thinking, in the attraction
factor, grammar and spelling might count as well. It's just not
that sexy of a study.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, October 9,
2007:
How many
times a day do you tell someone you love them? One time? One
Hundred times? Zero? If you aren't getting the cold shoulder,
maybe it's enough. But why not experiment with the odds...and
the outcome?!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, October 8,
2007:
Have any
hypnagogic hallucinations lately? They're those really vivid
visions that happen just before you fall into a deep sleep. If
you have one right before you wake fully up, that hallucination
is hypnopompic. Funny how some of the most frustrating ones
relate to sex dreams. Bad alarm clock. Bad, bad alarm clock.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Happy Birthday, Dad!
Weekend Edition, October 5-7, 2007:
Time to
break out of your shell this weekend? Come on. Get out there. Do
something new. You can get snowed in and do the laundry later.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, October 4,
2007:
It's that
gorgeous fall time of year. While you are winterizing your house
and car, why not try the same with your relationships? Check the
seals, under the hood and maybe patch what ever might need it,
before it costs you much more in the long run.
-
Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, October
3, 2007:
In the animal kingdom (like birds), the males have the colorful
plumage, to attract a mate. The females are instead almost
camouflaged, in order to protect the nest. On the other hand,
their human counterparts go in the opposite direction. Is it any
wonder why dating seems nerve-wrackingly not natural?
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, October 2,
2007:
Who knew that
sports therapy could keep couples together? A little play by
play knowledge, some over priced snacks and drinks, and wearing
the team colors in face paint. And afterwards you get to
continue the bonding at a few wedding and baby showers. They're
basically the same things, but with pastels and bows.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, October 1, 2007:
Sometimes it's o.k.
to be a sports widow. Although if you are in Denver right now,
then it might be in your best interest to don the purple and
black team colors of the Rockies baseball team. And an added
bonus? Maybe little couple's time might go more than 9 innings,
if you share the joy.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, September 28-30, 2007:
Really, has anyone gone to war over wrinkles or cellulite? Maybe
more for a little "size matters" competition.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, September 27, 2007:
Just because you’ve
been with your partner for a long time, doesn’t mean you know
every thing there is to know about them. Each one of us
hopefully grows and develops a little every day. So keep
checking in before they slowly morph into something very
different, so you can track progress.
-
Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, September 26, 2007:
Ever visit a web
site, only to see an "under construction" sign? Wouldn't it be
nice to have a portable version of that some days?!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, September 21-23, 2007:
Weekends are great to
catch up on your "to-do" list. And it's a great time to
torch it so you have something left to do on Monday. Go hang out
with someone you love. Could be a pet, yourself, or someone else
significant.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, September 20, 2007:
Why should
you wait by the phone (or e-mail, laptop, blackberry, whatever)?
You have a life and your very own busy schedule. Your friends
know you are a fabulous person. Besides if that person truly is
in crisis, you’d read about it in the daily paper, right?
If you had time to read it.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, September 19, 2007:
There are so
many great things to find out and keep up with. Like I always
say, “You learn something new every day, if you’re paying
attention!”
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, September 18, 2007:
Have you
taken your dog for a walk lately? Sometimes getting out for even
a little bit is the best lift for both spirits-your’s and
Fido’s.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, September 17, 2007:
Who said you
had to get everything done on your “to do” list today? If you
took a real look and estimated the time each task takes, you
probably have overbooked yourself. Do you like when the airlines
do it to you?
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, September 14-16, 2007:
Don’t you
love the throws of a new relationship? Not eating, not sleeping,
not doing laundry. Luckily hunger, bill-paying, and deodorant
needs eventually kick in. Welcome back to the rest of our
realities.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, September 13, 2007:
It’s
interesting to see the variety of birthday reactions. Some folks
would celebrate it with the world if they could. Others would
rather have root canal work done than anyone thinking they are
older. And for some, it’s just another day with a personalized
office card that says, “Happy Birthday, fill in your name here.”
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, September 12, 2007:
It is so
wonderful to see happy, successful couples together. The new
ones are sweetly romantic, but not battle-tested. A long-term
couple has put in a lot of time, tenderness and tenacity. Ask
any one of them if it’s been easy. Then ask them if it’s been
worth it.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, September 11, 2007:
Some days are
good for planning. Some are good for action. And sometimes the
best use can be in reflecting.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, September 10, 2007:
Poetry is the language of the soul. The classics
can be revisited, or contemporary voices may be more to your
liking. The greeting card section is a place to start, but only
if baby steps and an aversion to libraries are your only
options.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, September 7-9, 2007:
When was the
last time you went to a drive-in movie theatre? They are
disappearing across the American landscape. But I’ll bet you
have a laptop or perhaps can get a little portable dvd player.
Bring a blankie, and hit your backyard, or the park.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, September 6, 2007:
What music is the soundtrack of your life? Is it
changing as you move through your life? Like hair (if you’ve got
it), clothes and relationships, most things move forward. Not
that you can’t revisit them on a nostalgia bender.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, September 5, 2007:
Are you are a
winter, spring, summer, or autumn? It may be your wardrobe/skin
tone color palette. Or which season you enjoy for activities.
Hopefully it’s all year round, when you have a good attitude
with others who spend time with you.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, September 4, 2007:
Welcome to
your life. An overwhelming list of to-do’s, work obligations and
everyday crisis situations. Remember why you are really working
so hard. To spend time with the people you like or love. Money
and things are great, but they can’t reciprocate a warm embrace
when you need one.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Holiday Weekend Edition, August
31-September 3, 2007:
Concert
season is almost over. The outdoor part, that is. So grab your
sweetie or a gaggle of friends and head out under the stars.
It’s always a good idea to partake of life, especially when it
is going on right around you.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, August 30, 2007:
The kids are
back in school. No relationship excuse for date night, now,
is there?! (And no, you can’t make up another one.)
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, August 29, 2007:
Some of the best times are the ones where you get
lost or things veer way off the plan. Your laughter and how you
got through it will make the most memorable tales later on.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, August 28, 2007:
Do you need a major medical emergency or life
crisis to realize what’s essential in life? Telling people
around you that you care or love them could be the most
important thing you do in a day. We don’t always have tomorrow,
so make today count.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, August 27, 2007:
Sometimes you
just need to let someone vent. It could be a total stranger or
your most intimate partner. If there’s a release valve in a safe
setting, that emotional buildup will have a safe outlet. It
usually helps to clarify that the rant is a vent, so you know
how to listen better and not take it to heart.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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BBS Weekend Edition, August 24-26, 2007:
Parties are
great fun. Sometimes just getting out the invites is the best
excuse to catch up with people’s lives, whether they are coming
or not. R.S.V.P. (French for “Respond if you please”) is
not only a courtesy, but sometimes the only chance we get to
connect in our busy lives. Don’t make Miss Manners slap you with
the velvet glove twice.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, August 23, 2007:
Don’t you love hearing from an ex? They wax
wonderful about something from your past. And that little thing
is sneaky dangerous, like carbon dioxide in the room. Unless you
are really that bored or available, just recall the moment with
a smile, and then remember what broke you up in the first place.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, August 22, 2007:
I had a
friend who rarely watched t.v. Preferred to live life rather
than watch other’s on a small screen. Not a bad perspective. And
it’s certainly easier in summer with longer light for outdoor
activities competing for lame reruns.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, August 21, 2007:
It’s hard when you walk away from something to
not feel a little guilt, especially if the hurt person is
applying it. But there’s a good reason you walked away in the
first place. Revisiting the past doesn’t create a great future,
but it’s a great way to rediscover some well-worn ruts.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, August 20, 2007:
There is so
much to do in any given day. It’s really nice when you take a
few moments to be grateful. Even though it seems like chaos
sometimes, it’s still a blessing to get the chance to experience
it while breathing.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, August 17-19, 2007:
The heat
makes us do some funny things. Where your brain might make good
decisions normally, some not-so-great ideas may pop to the
surface. Take a breather, grab a glass of ice water and do the
old-fashioned pro and con list on a piece of paper. The same
goes for alcohol or other things of that mind-melting nature.
Unplug the phone, don’t get next to your computer, and rest your
texting hand. It’d be nice to say the next morning, in the most
boring way, and without adverse consequences, “Nothing
happened.”
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, August 16, 2007:
We’ve got one month left of summer. Are you
getting out and enjoying the people, opportunities and fun
events that come up? They may not be in your schedule, but may
be the best thing when you make your mental “how I spent my
summer” notes.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wenesday, August 15, 2007:
It’s a whole lot easier to pour your heart out on e-mail. It
makes a great written monologue. And that editing feature makes
for very specific ways of saying things. But missing that
face-to-face connection, leaves communication missing a lot of
the layers that help understanding. Besides, do you really want
your e-mail sent world wide for analysis?
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, August 14, 2007:
Are you sick of being the bad guy trying to wake your partner
up? Meet Clocky. It’s an alarm clock on wheels. It jumps.
Seriously. It gives you one snooze button free pass, then it’s a
free-for-all to find it and shut it off. That should help
marriage counseling.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, August 13, 2007:
I have a
neighbor with a dog who insists on barking when I’m trying to
sleep. Funny, but I’m sympathetic for the dog, with
circumstances that promote that kind of behavior. It’s just like
people who bark a lot. You never know what is happening in their
life that creates that demeanor. But sometimes a little
compassion, as well as the no-brainer of communication, helps—on
both sides of the barking fence.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, August 10-12, 2007:Do
you ever find yourself saying you’d never want to meet someone
in a bar? Have you ever gone to a bar? Then, you are one of
those people.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, August 9, 2007:
Paint yourself. Yep, a self-portrait. It doesn’t
have to be museum quality, or even seen by anyone. But it may
make for a novel MySpace picture.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, August 8, 2007:
Space is a
funny thing. We need a little to feel comfortable in a
relationship. And yet, not too much, otherwise we’re back out in
the field. The real trick is to time that changing need with a
little communication. Easier said than done, but worth it if you
think the relationship is valuable.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, August 7, 2007:
What are you saving for a rainy day? Money, the
best time with your partner, or that special bottle of
champagne? Why not break into it a little now, while you
actually have a chance to enjoy it.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, August 6, 2007:
Sometimes it’s easy to reminisce about a past
relationship and want to be there again. But if it didn’t work
out, there’s usually a good reason why. Even if the breakup was
not your doing, would you really want to be with a person who
thought it was bad?
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, August 3-5, 2007:
It cracks me
up when people think I should be fabulous at relationships
because that's my topic specialty. Helloooooooo…I do humor! If I
were that perfect relationship person, would you believe or
relate to a word I said? I am great at giving advice to
others, though. From the feedback, it seems that function of
mine seems to work great!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, August 2, 2007:
Remember the days before computers and texting?
We actually took pen to paper and wrote...notes! In class they
still got "forwarded," but at least it wasn't instantaneously
circling the globe.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, August 1, 2007:
You know that the neighbor kids can help your
relationship? Yep. They need chores to keep ‘em out of trouble.
And they need cash to get the latest tech gadget to keep them up
with their friends. Give them something to do. Help them help
you. And you can get out for a bit with your mate and have your
own play date.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, July 31, 2007:
Pets are good for the soul. It’s that thought for
something other than yourself. And the funny thing is, they
really do give back unconditional love, plus a good heart rate,
albeit along with a few roving hairballs.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, July 30, 2007:
Meet
Assumption and Expectation—they’re the evil twins who give bad
communication a good rep. Hang out with them, and you can kiss
almost any relationship goodbye.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, July 27-29, 2007:
Here’s a reason why people fall for each other so
easily: when we first meet, we talk and talk, and maybe some
other things. Staying up unusually late, we’re too romantically
charged to even know we’re sleep deprived. You can overlook a
lot of things in this state. When we finally do get some zzz’s,
we might have a freshened perspective. Sometimes that
pheromone-based lust does develop into a deeper relationship. Or
perhaps we can compromise on a friendship. If a nap or No-Doz
doesn’t do the trick, we might see what's not working, and move
on.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, July 26, 2007:
Trying to
define a relationship? Good luck. Getting two personalities with
diverse experience to be at the same level at the same time, it
quite the trick. Sometimes the best we’re able, is to meet in
the middle, when we can, with a little honesty and a lot of
understanding for the other person's differently fitted
emotional shoes.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, July 26, 2007:
Trying to
define a relationship? Good luck. Getting two personalities with
diverse experience to be at the same level at the same time, it
quite the trick. Sometimes the best we’re able, is to meet in
the middle, when we can, with a little honesty and a lot of
understanding for the other person's differently fitted
emotional shoes.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, July 25, 2007:
It's great to have new ideas. Sometimes you're
the only one who appreciates it though. If you’re trying to
change another, it may not be as illuminating for them as you
think it is.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, July 24, 2007:
Can there be too much truth? Perhaps. A little
mystery keeps you wondering. Telling all may leave little to the
imagination or benefit in interpretation.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, July 23, 2007:
Insomnia? Try opening up a
college textbook. Professorial writing will have you snoozing
soundly by paragraph number two.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, July 20-22, 2007:
Ever listen to “Loveline” on the radio with Dr.
Drew Pinsky and Ted Stryker? They had a fabulous revelation that
every woman should come with her own sexual handbook. That is
one of the best observations I’ve heard from the men’s team. It
is really that different from person to person. Just
because your last girlfriend/wife/partner liked x, doesn’t mean
that your current one will jump for joy by that very thing.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday July 19, 2007:
Age can have it’s communication rewards. An older
person can say the wackiest things and no one will call them on
it. As body parts go, it’s a justifiable reward to show you’ve
earned your opinionated rights.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday July 18, 2007:
It’s
interesting how the littlest occurrence can be the deal breaker
in a relationship. I’ve seen people dismissed by the oddest
things: teeth, car, allergies, manners, driving, and the list
goes infinitely on. The reality is no one’s perfect. And
sometimes we have to look behind the hard shell to find the true
nut inside.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday July 17, 2007:
Don’t you love adulthood? It’s a great time to
learn how much more you still need to know.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday July 16, 2007:
The things you surround yourself with subtly say
a lot about you. Family pictures, solo achievements, honors,
mementos. And sometimes not showing things is just as revealing.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition July 13-15, 2007:
When was the last time you went out for ice
cream. Come on. It's summer. Time to go relive your childhood
for a half hour and loiter at an ice cream shop. If you try it
on roller skates, make sure you bring your insurance card.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday July 12, 2007:
Do you know the language of love? You may think
it’s French or Italian. Those are nice, but it’s the words that
are said and the ones that are truly meant that fuel the fire of
the heart. Although a good accent, is not a bad accelerant.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday July 11, 2007:
Just because it's summer, doesn't mean you can't
enjoy a nice relaxing bath. Although, it is the season to bring
in bath toys into play. Rubber duckies especially count.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday July 10, 2007:
Need a kick
in the creative kiester? Grab an old friend you haven't made
contact with in a while. Set a play date at a museum or
festival. Conversation, catch-up and painless creativity that
multi-tasks with fun!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday July 9, 2007:
It’s funny
what we draw attention to. Sometimes it wouldn’t be noticed at
all if not mentioned. And yet we wave the flag, thinking it’s a
glaring flaw.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Weekend Edition July 6-8, 2007:
When was the last time you asked someone to
dance? It may take some guts you didn’t think you had, but it
just might be worth the rejection risk. And if you’re turned
down, so what? You can always hit the Hip Hop Abs dvd at home.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday July 5, 2007:
Don’t you
wish that all the positive changes you’ve ever made, stuck?
Getting to that change might have taken 80% of the effort. But
20% has to go to maintaining that.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday July 4, 2007:
We’ve
politically corrected ourselves into a corner. All the forms of
communication are at constant risk of outcasting or litigation,
in jokes, comments, banter and off-cuff remarks. Half the time
people just want to fill the silent space with something to make
it more comfortable. It’s interesting how some well-intended
words may have the opposite end result.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday July 3, 2007:
Daydreaming of someone special? Sometimes it
comes as a great compliment to let them know.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday July 2, 2007:
You think
school is it for learning? If you’re paying attention, you can
learn the most amazing things from all of the people and
situations around you, daily. Life may not be a frameable
document, but at least you won’t owe student loans.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Weekend Edition, June 29-July 1, 2007:
So you’ve
been dating for a while, or just getting back out in the field.
How to make that date the most magical, mystical, memorable
encounter, ever? Relax. Be yourself and understand that reality
can be more fondly remembered than polished perfection. It’s
those stories that will get handed off to future generations, so
make ‘em good and geeky.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, June 28, 2007:
Have you ever
heard anyone say, "I'm a really bad driver?" Well, that goes on
with a lot of things we're not great at and think we are. It's
good to keep a check on over-confidence, as well as
self-criticism.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, June 27, 2007:
We all need a
little human contact. Technology is a nice thing that does help
connect, but nothing replaces the time and care that in-person
connection creates. Besides, your tech toys need a break so they
don’t overheat.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, June 26, 2007:
It'd be nice
if there were no game-playing in relationships, but apparently
it's human nature. Most times one or the other is changing up
the rules, during the game, just to keep it interesting. If
you're really lucky, you'll find that person who challenges you
enough, and still wants to win with you.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, June 25, 2007:
Here’s a
positive step: instead of saying how you’ve been in the past,
verbalize how you want to be. My big example to prove this to
myself was changing saying the phrase, “I’m terrible with names”
to “I’m getting a lot better with names.” And you know what? I
actually am.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, June 22-24, 2007:
E-mailing at
night is about as smart as drunk-dialing. Helpful hint: pull the
e-mail address from the “send to” line. That way, you can look
at it and review it in the fresh light of a logical morning.
Plus, if you type something that didn’t sound as appropriate as
it did in the p.m. hours, accidentally hitting “send” doesn’t
create an awkward communication issue.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, June 21, 2007:
I like asking
long-married couples what their secret is. You know what? I
rarely get the same answer twice and it is usually a bit
surprising. The wife of a couple with 41 years together said,
"We don't give up easy." And the husband replied, "And, I kinda
like her."
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, June 20, 2007:
Ever hear of
the “Door Knob Question?” Doctor’s see it a lot. But it’s
prevalent in other relationships, too. It’s that really
important inquiry that should have been asked first, but
embarrassment or unease prevents it. Communication warm-up can
ease the comfort level. And awareness can prepare us for the
real motive which initially necessitated the conversation.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, June 19, 2007:
Do you say nice things about people, in front of and away from
them? Wouldn't you like the same done for you?
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, June 18, 2007:
When one door
closes, another may open. But you still have to get your foot
unwedged from the first one.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, June 15-17, 2007:
Happy Father's Day!
Did you grow
up with comic books? Pretty good chance you are a guy. The world
of comic and animation art is brining around some better female
superheroes, though. Some with values—and clothing. Not
bad for the inspiration of some young female minds.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, June 14, 2007:
You think
married life is easy? Try this little exercise: Name 5 couples
who have a successful marriage that you would personally use as
a role model. Kinda tough. You might know 5 working
relationships, but what would work for you might be very
different than what works for them.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, June 13, 2007:
No matter
what a person says in the heat of the moment, there has to be a
bit of time apart to process it. Sometimes, “me too, me too,”
turns into, “wait a minute, I don’t think so,” on further
thought.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, June 12, 2007:
Being well-read is not only good
for you, but also enhances the relationships around you. When
you know more, you have more to talk about. You’re more
interesting if you can hold interest in a conversation.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Happy Birthday, Mom!Monday,
June 11, 2007:
Relationship building is a tricky timing game of
telling exactly what, exactly when. Past life, kids, convictions
and habits can all be a deal breaker, or points earned in the
honesty category. Each person is different on their levels of
acceptance and relate and react according to their past
experience, and level of relationship interest. Honesty can be a
buffet, but it helps to know what the other person's hunger is.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, June 8-10, 2007:
Have you ever
had someone sing to you, read poetry about you, or dance for
you? It’s about the most flattering thing in the world to have
someone open up a vulnerable creative side for full view and
interpretation.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, June 7, 2007:
Careful on your storytelling. Just because you
leave the details out, and tell the rest of it right, doesn’t
mean it’s accurate. And leaving big chunks out is downright
deceptive. Omission of truth can bite your rear as much as
rearranging the truth into fiction.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, June 6, 2007:
Just think
how many things need to align just right for a relationship to
work: both single—at the same time, goals the same, situations
the same. It’s a miracle we give wedding planners any business.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, June 5, 2007:
You've gotta
give someone credit for making a move. It takes guts to put
yourself out there. Yes, rejection is possible. But not ever
knowing the outcome is a no-win "what if" game.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, June 2, 2007:
Ah, the games
people play. Sometimes it’s an all out coliseum epic. And
other times it’s romantic repartee. Whatever the style,
agreement to the rules will keep the replacement team from
tagging in.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Thursday, May 31, 2007:
Now here's a personal ad that should be out
there: "Looking for next wife. Legal team provided."\
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, May 28, 2007:
“I was so
busy, I didn’t have a chance to call.” As someone with a brain
just reminded me, it takes a few minutes to pick up a phone,
especially if you are a priority. Surprisingly, not
communicating speaks pretty loudly.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Thursday, May 24, 2007:
“I was so
busy, I didn’t have a chance to call.” As someone with a brain
just reminded me, it takes a few minutes to pick up a phone,
especially if you are a priority. Surprisingly, not
communicating speaks pretty loudly.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, May 21, 2007:
Picking out the perfect dress? How about picking the best
relationship first. It’s more important and it stays in style
better, as you alter it with time.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Thursday, May 10, 2007:
Who says you have to give a gift only on a
special occasion? You can make any day instantly memorable (and
therefore an "occasion") with an unexpected surprise.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, May 9, 2007:
Internet
dating: a delicate balance of truth, timing, and the pursuit of
a recent picture.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, May 8, 2007:
No great
relationships ever had it easy. You may not see the challenges
from the outside, but there is a heck of a lot of work going on
from the inside. Hopefully, each person steps up for the overall
good of the union. And from the other side of the curtain, it
appears to be magic.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Monday, May 7, 2007:
The global
economy is an amazingly complex miracle. Your computer alone may
have parts, technology and service represented from all over the
planet. Doesn't it make sense to rethink that "let's all just
get along," theory?
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Weekend Edition, May 4-6, 2007:
Problems in
bed? Hold the conversation until away from the mattress. That
way you’ll have a chance to get invited back.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, May 3, 2007:
It’s good to
laugh a lot. It’s like drinking water. We mean to do it, it just
doesn’t always fit in. But if you increase by a couple of
giggles a day, your blood pressure and those around you may
circle ‘round the healthy bandwagon.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, May 2, 2007:
The thought
of a “soul mate” is really a fantasy idea for many. There are a
lot of different people out there, so special connections are
inevitable with many. It’s whom you choose to work on a
commitment with, that counts.
OOOOh,
look...A full moon!-
Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, May 1, 2007:
What is one
positive thing you can do to improve a relationship today? It
can be small. Whatever it is try it. And if you like the
results, see if you’ve got about a month to continue with it,
and make it a new habit.
Happy
May Day!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, April 30, 2007:
Friendships
may be the next best thing to therapy. But your friends aren’t
professionally trained and they may have different agendas,
especially if they are close to you and your situation. Plus,
for the therapeutic money, you get to discuss your favorite
subject: you, you, you.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
|
Weekend Edition, April 27-29, 2007:
There is
something about a garden in spring that makes the birds and the
bees seem relevant and interesting. Maybe because we hope we
will be part of the hormonal flutter.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, April 26, 2007:
Did you bring flowers to your last apology? Make
sure you give them on nice occasions, too. Otherwise floral
scents might cause some negative twitching.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, April 25, 2007:
Honesty is a tough policy, even if it is the best
one. But if you have the guts to put the truth out there, it
could be appreciated much more than you can imagine. Even if the
initial hearing feels like an attack, a further mulling can
prove that there’s actually a care to make things better.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, April 24, 2007:
The “law of
attraction?” If that works, I really hope they are on the same
wavelength, and species.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, April 23, 2007:
Can you
change your spots? Habits are engrained patterns of behavior.
It’s possible to change nearly anything. The constant challenge
is sticking to the new route, instead of hitting the comfortable
known groove of the old. Besides that worn way, is pretty darn
dusty.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Wednesday, April 18, 2007:
The rules to
fight fair…do you know what they are? You may want to discuss
them before engaging in communication battle. Or you can make
them up as you go along, and duck accordingly.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, April 17, 2007:
Sometimes
outside forces can be pretty taxing on a relationship. The best
we can do is cut each other a little slack. That way a little
stress doesn’t cause such a huge mess.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, April 16, 2007:
Isn’t it
funny how the seasons influence our moods? Spring is fun when
the blooms start appearing, the allergies start itching, and
mother nature gives you a couple of slaps of winter, just to
remind you to be appreciative. Kind of like life.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Weekend Edition, April 13-15, 2007:
Weekends can
be such a nice time to relax. That is unless you cram as much
into your down time as you do your up time. You can run your
mind, body and schedule to the red line. But eventually all will
give out. Might as well take that time voluntarily. No one ever
says, “You know, NOW, would be a great time to get really sick!”
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, April 12, 2007:
Hmmm…do you think a web site called
catchaliar.com is out to prove anyone innocent?
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, April 11, 2007:
Some think
relationships are like onions. I think, as we get older, we’re
more like artichokes: kind of prickly on the outside. And
sometimes, you have to pick through the thick thorny leaves to
find the tender heart inside. (Dedicated to a very special
culinary person of 9 years)
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, April 10, 2007:
There’s a
philosophy equation that goes: if a=b and b=c, then a=c. Well if
we play that out that Mary likes Joey and Joey likes Lisa, then
Mary likes Lisa. Maybe they do. Or maybe a catfight ensues.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, April 9, 2007:
Treat your relationships like a bank account.
They’re readily available when you’re in a good place. But when
you really need them and haven’t regularly contributed, there’s
nothing in the reserves to pull from.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist |
Weekend Edition, April 6-8, 2007:
Another holiday weekend is upon us. A fun time
to juggle relationships, partners, families and all the regular
stuff that needs to get done. If possible, take a few minutes
for yourself to center and breathe. That way, when life comes at
you, you have some reserves and don’t have to rely on the Easter
basket candy for energy.
Happy
Easter!-
Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, April 5, 2007:
Remember your regular friendships? Call, e-mail,
and put in those tiny connecting moments. Regular maintenance
will help insure that you don’t hear, “and you are…”-
Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, April 4, 2007:
Actions speak
louder than words, right? But if misinterpreted, you may want to
let the other person in on your true intentions. If they know
the why behind the what, you may not have to throw your ring in
the ring.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, April 3, 2007:
Special Birthday Today-Cartoonist
Ché
Major
milestones are great to share with friends. Sometimes we can be
that for ourselves, because we know who we are and don’t have to
ask or coordinate.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, April 2, 2007:
The buddy system can make a difference in
adulthood. Sometimes another perspective can shine light
in corners you forgot to look at. And you can earn a real life
merit badge.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, March 30-April 1,
2007:
What really works? You should talk incessantly
about your relationship to your mate. Happy April Fools!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, March 29, 2007:
Remember mood rings for childhood? Wouldn’t those be a great
idea for relationships? You might not have to guess on your
timing again. You’ll just have to convince the others the
jewelry goes with their outfits.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, March 28, 2007:
Midweek
getting to you? Too much to do and not enough of you to cover it
all? Sometimes it helps to take a total break. Don’t even think
of the list. Give it a healthy 20-minute break in the form of a
nap, meditation, stretching, or just sitting outside. After that
healthy dose, one pick from the list won’t seem so daunting. As
long as your boss sees progressive movement on projects, repeat
as needed (as long as the breaks aren’t consecutive—like a whole
afternoon).
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, March 27, 2007:
It’s great if
you’ve found your soul mate. But don’t take for granted that
things can’t or won’t change. People develop and mutate. Besides
relationships care and tending is usually easier than breakups
and keeping lawyers in business.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday,
March 26, 2007:
Where’s your
wingman? Flying solo is good to stretch your adventurous
independence. But sometimes it’s cool to have someone to bounce
your ideas off of, before you run out in the world naked with
them.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Weekend Edition, March 23-25, 2007:
Run your feet
along the carpet and then go touch your partner. Now try that
mentally.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, March 22, 2007:
You want to be depressed about your body image?
Open any American entertainment magazine and you’ll see what
seems to be the social norm. And yet it’s not accurate, healthy
or even real. Photoshop and plastic surgeons have created
walking Ken and Barbie dolls, and we buy into it. So have
a personality with your next gelato, and perhaps a little fresh
air walk around the block.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, March 21, 2007:
Spring is
here. You know what that means…let the hormonal romping begin.
Be safe. And if you need to wake your comatose partner out of
winter hibernation, new sexy undies might get the season off to
a whimsical start.~
Happy Spring! ~
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, March 20, 2007:
While winter is taking a trip out the door, why
not throw in an old habit that needs to go as well. Something
simple. Perhaps one of those forgotten items from your New
Year’s Resolutions List? One positive change could influence
other areas of your life. And when you’re doing better, people
around you treat you better. Happy magnetism. Now go test the
theory for yourself.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, March 19, 2007:
Creativity in
a relationship doesn’t have to be so hard. Remember the days
before technology? We had paper and pencils. Add a few brain
cells and you have: a love note, a silly made up game, or a list
of things you like about the other person. The wackier the idea,
the more memorable it could be.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Weekend Edition, March 16-18, 2007:
Want to get “lucky?” The inebriation beverage may
give you liquid courage, but it may come with a side effect of
liquid stupidity. Your brain may stand a better chance of
flirting without the beverage backup.~
Happy St. Pattie's! ~
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Thursday, March 15, 2007:
Whatever is
on t.v. or the computer can wait. The human in the room is more
important. Remember, “interactive” wasn’t originally a technical
term.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, March 14, 2007:
Chemistry is
a fascinating relationship ingredient, wherein one person’s jerk
or psycho woman can be another person’s soul mate.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, March 13, 2007:
Keep vigilant
your bits of character. They are the breadcrumbs of trust. Your
small actions show just what kind of integrity you have.
Hopefully, it’s not the moldy crusty stuff.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, March 12, 2007:
Sometimes we
slip in our training to grow and develop. No one ever trained
for a marathon in one day. There will be days when motivation is
abundant and other times when it seems like it’s hiding next to
the donut tray. Each step is important, even if it’s just one
away from the jelly glazed.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
|
Weekend Edition, March 9-11, 2007:
Here’s a blast from the entertainment past:
women’s roller derby. It’s popping back up in more places and is
as campy as ever. Date night hasn’t been this fun
in a long time!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, March 8, 2007:
Put your partner on your “to do” list. In whatever format that
may occur.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, March 7, 2007:
Turn the t.v. off for a little while and have a conversation
with eye contact. It’s good for your relationship and the
environment.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, March 6, 2007:
Just because you said something once, doesn’t mean it was
engraved on a mental stone tablet. Especially in regard to
change, it may take a few more breaths as a reminder. No need to
make them huffy.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, March 5, 2007:
Mondays are fun for a personality test. Folks with a 9 to 5er
are giddy on Friday afternoon. But Mondays are the “hit the
ground running and get out of my way” days. Take a breath
between double espressos and throw in a few compliments. That
way you don’t have to buy all the rounds to make up for it on
Friday.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend (HBO Aspen Comedy Festival) Edition, March 2-4 2007:
Vaudeville may have made an exit, but burlesque
never died. Check out the risqué comedy and sideshow carnival
acts at a stage near you. If you’re lucky, there might
even be an emcee with a ukulele. Sure beats Nickelodeon and
burnt microwave popcorn.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, March 1, 2007:
Denver got huge Forbes Magazine marks for singles. Any place is
really valid with some fun activities and interesting people you
don’t know if you are willing to give it a positive try. If not,
you can always use your city for practice, and come to Denver
when you’re ready to try big league dating!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, February 28, 2007:
Most people think they have “relationship
security” much like “job security.” The truth is that life is
always changing for everyone. It’s not enough to think you’ll
keep what you’ve got with little effort. The good news is upkeep
and regular maintenance is much easier than major repair or
overhaul.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, February 27, 2007:
Sometimes we need a little escape from our regular lives. NASCAR
is pairing up with the famed Harlequin romance novels in their
story lines. Now you can have your lust, and sports, too.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, February 26, 2007:
If you have a goal, go for it. The best relationships in your
life will be positive and supportive in your pursuit. Any that
can’t hang in there with you, or will sabotage your actions, are
boomeranging your efforts back to base camp. Make sure to tip
your sherpas!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
|
Weekend Edition, February 23-25,
2007:
Fascinating FYI: According to Dr. Drew of “Love Line” fame,
women aren’t likely to get the big O from intercourse. It’s the
foreplay, or overtime actions, that have a better chance for
achieving her ultimate pleasure. So rethinking that sensual
strategy may accomplish more than just one happy goal.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, February
22, 2007:
Little actions reveal character just as much as
the big actions. Sometimes even more so. Most might make the
assumption, if that is how the little thing is dealt with, then
the big one must be that magnified. Plus actions are all
mentally noted subconsciously. No security camera needed
when the brain is keeping score.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, February 21, 2007:
Facial hair…Yay, or Nay? Some women like and some
don’t. A good conversation could lead to a really understanding
kiss.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, February 20, 2007:
Mardi Gras is the feast before the fast. A little
like how the equivalent of general dating is to the commitment
of a relationship. Picking one person to deepen your faith and
function with focus. Because really, do you need all
of those beads?
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, February 19, 2007:
Good news for
the late V-birds. When Valentine’s Day falls on a week day—you
can hit the post holiday sales and celebrate on the following
weekend instead of the prior one. Beware of the picked over
selection, though. Otherwise your “sweetie” card may just be a
scratched out niece/nephew sentiment.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Weekend Edition, February 16-18, 2007:
Words come
out of our mouths so fast. And yet it takes many more to reel
them back in when the first ones didn’t come out right.
Apologizing may be one of the most gracious and hardest things
we ever learn. That act may just salvage a relationship that
didn’t need to be so easily damaged. If that doesn’t work, you
could try groveling, or dropping it.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, February 15, 2007:
Google
yourself often? Why not just put up a web page and join MySpace,
facePage, etc., and get the ego over with.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, February 14, 2007:
Do aphrodisiacs actually work?
Who knows? But the research might be damn fun to test out. Happy
Valentine's Day!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, February 13, 2007:
Men, if you
turn up the thermostat she just might wear something other than
flannel p.j.'s-like something from the Victoria Secret's
Catalog.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, February 12, 2007:
Sometimes not actually fighting is the worse than
hashing it out. Because then, you're not communicating or
getting anything resolved. Just stewing, solo. Give into a few
minutes arguing. Even if you do go to your corners to stew, at
least you'll be thinking with some new information. Better to
have a bit more perspective from both sides, to make progress.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, February 9-11,
2007:
Hey, when
your sex life is down…try a web camera. Youtube.com is always
gathering new comedy material for the rest of us.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, February 8, 2007:
Locks of Love
(an organization that make human hair wigs for kids with
alopecia, cancer and other hair loss) taught me a lot about
giving from the heart. I’ve donated time and money before, but
never something so personally valued and of something that is
such a part of my identity. For as much as it means to me to
lose it, I can only imagine the joy someone else might feel to
get a sense of normalcy or happiness back.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, February 7, 2007:
What to get
for Valentine's Day? Jewelry, candy, and flowers are all very
nice. How about going a step further in the creativity
department. What's their favorite music? How about a personal ad
in the newspaper? A collage book or something handmade? Careful
with the scissors.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, February 6, 2007:
It’s so easy
these days to have secrets and addictions. It’s also much easier
to be found out. No doubt, there’s a group out there to support
what you do, and one who could take the opposite stance. Use a
sense of inner balance and honesty, and there should be nothing
damaging to hide. You’ll feel better about yourself. If others
are uncomfortable with your information, is that who really has
your back when you need it?
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
Monday, February 5, 2007:
I once gave an ultimatum for Valentine’s Day.
That was a dumb move on my part. A little tact and
understanding, and mutual communication would have gone a long
way. Live, learn, then go buy yourself the thing you really want
if it’s that important.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades
Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, February 2-4, 2007:
Did you hear
about the guy who wants to put a marriage proposal ad on during
the Super Bowl? Can you think of all the sponsors who want to
jump on that bandwagon? The Fox network (ca-ching on a new
reality show), dating service, or any jewelry dealer would
work. But it might make a good beer commercial, or even a "built
Ford tough" spot, if it’s spun it just right. Let's hope she
says yes, as going down in flames at 2.5 million dollars isn’t
as funny on an internationally televised sports event, as one
might think.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, February 1, 2007:
Valentine's
time isn't just for couples. Think of all the people you can
appreciate who help you get through your day a little better.
Your postal carrier, the bank teller, your friend who calls
just to say hi and brighten your day. A little acknowledgment
for the everyday kindnesses is so appreciated.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, January 31, 2007:
Sometimes you’ve got to let another person spend
money on you. You might feel uncomfortable with being the
receiver, but you play a giver in the circle of giving
satisfaction back to that person. Say a gracious thank you, like
your mom or grandma taught you.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, January 30, 2007:
We all handle sad in different ways. For some, it
helps to talk and share. For others, they need a break from
others to process their feelings. Ask what they prefer and
respect their wishes. When the emotions shift back in time, then
you will be that much more appreciated.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, January 29, 2007:
A friend of mine was famous for saying, “If you
don’t have anything nice to say, come sit next to me.” That’s
one way of looking at it. Or you can think if you’d want the
same stuff said about you. No? Then find another oral fixation
for your commentary, like a nice pack of sugarless gum.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, January 26-28,
2007:
My favorite
song line ever: "And we'll fill in the missing numbers in each
other's paint-by-number dreams." (Jackson Browne's The
Pretender) Wouldn't it be nice if it were that easy? It would be
even nicer if we were working on the same painting.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, January 25, 2007:
How about a little drive-by niceness? Put down
the cell phone. Make eye contact, smile. Stay on the road. You
just might make one less person explode with road rage at the
next light.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, January 24, 2007:
Sure opposites
attract. We’re all fascinated with someone unlike ourselves.
They represent the risk we don’t take. There’s a natural
yen for yin to yang, drawing what may bring us balance; If not
for change, then at least insight and understanding. Like
playing with your alter ego.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, January 23, 2007:
Just because someone answers the phone doesn’t mean they have
eons to chat. Ask at the beginning, ‘did I catch you at a good
time,’ or ‘do you have a few minutes to talk?’ Everyone is busy.
Even relaxation needs planning. You might get a few minutes not
given without the courtesy of asking. Keep your time promise and
you won’t get the ‘I have another call’ or the infamous dropped
signal excuse.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, January 22, 2007:
Sponge is not
a good quality to have when it comes to human emotion. When you
suck in the very life force of others like a black hole, then
you’ll find fewer and fewer occasions to do so, as people
disappear. Share the floor. Then, you might just have a dance
partner with other interesting steps to add.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, January 19-21,
2007:
“I love you”
may not seem like a big deal to say. But the words do mean a
lot. Don’t wait until an emergency circumstance or the regret of
not having said it. Actions sometimes speak louder than words
sometimes, but don’t leave the words out. Besides, it’s easier
than saying supercalifragilisticexpialadosish.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, January 18, 2007:
If you’re expecting someone else to meet your
needs, better hire someone. Most of us expect so much in a
relationship, most unspoken, that no one could possibly live up.
If you want something, you can get it, learn it, or figure out a
legal way to acquire it for yourself.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, January 17, 2007:
Make eye
contact when you speak to someone. You might be surprised at how
much more attentive, cooperative and positively they communicate
back with you. A little more eye time and it could be the
beginning of a beautiful stalking or love relationship.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, January 16, 2007:
How you say something is just as important as
what you say. If you use a tone that contradicts your message,
the other person will catch on. Bottom line is you don’t come
across as trustworthy. Might as well wear those happy/sad
theatrical masks and really put on a good show.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, January 15, 2007:
New Year’s
resolution you can actually keep: laugh a little more. That
makes all the other one’s possible like losing weight, making
more money, getting organized, swearing less. At least you can
admit laughing at all of the above.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, January 12-14,
2007:
It’s no fun to
constantly “work” at a relationship. Into every life, a little
food fight must come.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, January 11, 2007:
Be adventurous—buy a “blank” card. You have a
brain and can come up with your own sentiments without the
canned categories. And you might be surprised at the reaction
from a little handwriting and original thought.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, January 10, 2007:
So you know
your partner’s favorite color. Great. Now, do you know why?
There might be an interesting little-known life story that goes
along with the simple selection. Maybe they just look good in
it…but inquiring minds might want to know more.-
Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, January 9, 2007:
The “it” factor is so prevalent in our lives. In your youth, you
don’t want to be “it.” Adulthood is all about the chase of
“it.”-
Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, January 8, 2007:
A dab of cologne or perfume is nice. Save the
“dollop” measurement for sour cream.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, January 5-7, 2007:
Whatever
happened to handholding, the guidance of a man’s hand on the
small of a woman’s back, or slow, deep wet kisses that last for
days? Oh, wait, it’s only a fantasy monologue in by Kevin
Costner in the Bull Durham movie. Damn. Happy New Year!-
Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Weekend Edition, December 29-31,
2006:
Some relationship things, in retrospect, are only
a good idea in theory. I call it the “sombrero effect.” That’s
when you go to Mexico, get the hat then get on the plane and
realize—not such a good idea after all.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, December 28, 2006:
The same principles for couple’s relationships
work with parental ones as well. Try compromise, mutual respect
and seeing things from the other person’s shoes. Even if they
are several sizes different.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, December 27, 2006:
What did you not get the message right? Sometimes
the communication is off because one person is more auditory and
the other is visual or even kinesthetic (touchy-feely). Or
perhaps you just prefer mind-reading to notes, voice and e-mail.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, December 26, 2006:
So he got you a year of oil changes for your car.
You’re ticked because it’s not personal. But if you think about
his perspective…it’s probably because he cares that your car
doesn’t break down and leave you stranded somewhere. You can
explain that if you had that lingerie, you wouldn’t be broken
down or stranded for long. But maybe ask for a nice card with
his feelings to go with the “sensible” gift.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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DH&G Strategic Tip of the Day
Weekend/Christmas/Blizzard Edition, December 22-25, 2006:
I know you think it’s flattering to get her
clothing in smaller sizes. That’d make sense from the “does this
make me look fat” discussions. But then she’s got to return
things and get the right size. That makes for busy added to
overload, which doesn’t equate to happy female camper.
Merry Christmas--may all of your
relationships go well & brim with laughter!
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, December 21, 2006:
What did you
not get the message right? Sometimes the communication is off
because one person is more auditory and the other is visual or
even kinesthetic (touchy-feely). Or perhaps you just prefer
mind-reading to notes, voice and e-mail.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, December 20, 2006:
Just because you know he’s a sensitive guy,
doesn’t mean you need to bring it up in front of others. Even if
complimentary, it could embarrass him. Perhaps he prefers to be
seen as hard core rather than a big softie. Besides, you know
where the teddy bears are buried.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, December 15-17,
2006:
The holidays bring out the best and worst in us: The ability to
show generosity one moment, and biting peoples heads off of
those who don’t deserve it, another. Take a moment to look at
your behavior from the viewer’s shoes. If that doesn’t help, ask
to be cut a little slack, and tell the person why. It’s
surprising how revealing a little of our own humanity, can bring
about more understanding and courtesy from others. Your own
little “one-step” program.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, December 14, 2006:
This time of year is crazy hectic for most
people. Take two minutes. Literally, when you get to your
destination, close your eyes for two minutes and breath deeply,
think about the positive things you want to do or say. If you
are the one person who shows up looking relaxed and smiling,
just think of the chain reaction your influence may have.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, December 13, 2006:
According to
the Hebrew Bible, Wednesday is the day when the sun and moon
were created.
–From Wikipedia.org
Ah, to give your partner a Wednesday, now there’s
a precious gift you just can’t wrap!
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, December 12, 2006:
Why is there such a soap opera following? Keeps
us humans away from the bell towers, and off more prescriptions,
when we see our lives aren’t that far out of wack.
Besides, how many babies can you have, from that many people,
after coming back from the dead eight times?
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, December 11, 2006:
Aren’t “wanting” and “expecting,” almost the same
thing? Nope. Just ask anyone in a long-term relationship.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, December 8-10,
2006:
You don’t have to be Casanova to be appreciated
by a woman. A couple of thoughtful gestures can be pretty
romantic. Think loving Post-it note or picking up the dry
cleaning. Even a home-cooked dinner works, providing she doesn’t
have to reach for the Tums.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Thursday, December 7, 2006
When a man fixes something for a woman, it’s not
because she’s incompetent or can’t get it done on her own. It’s
most likely his way of showing he cares. Changing your car oil
means you don’t break down on the highway. Time not spent with
AAA could be time more romantically re-invested.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Wednesday, December 6, 2006
The way to a woman’s heart could be through her
stomach, just like the cliché for men. Most women enjoy good
food, and even more—the process of him preparing it. Besides,
you make that apron look good!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Tuesday, December 5, 2006
Relationship issues are like bunnies in the
clouds, once someone points out the obvious, it's really easy to
see.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
Monday, December 4, 2006
Rule of thumb: take a few things off of a woman’s
“to do” list and guess what? Less stress. That could equal a
grateful few points in your favor. And those can be fun to
collect on.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, December 1-3, 2006
You want
her to dress up as a “French Maid?” Fine. Either you dress
up as Fabio, or try the high heels on yourself. Enjoy! And, by
the way, you missed a spot.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Wednesday, November 28, 2006
Just because you made dinner, may not land you in
canoodle heaven. If you leave the kitchen a disaster, you
may get a reception colder than the sherbet dessert.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Tuesday, November 27, 2006
What to get
for him? Find out what matters. Maybe it’s a massage, or maybe
it’s a doggie day care date for his bud Fido. Or perhaps a gift
certificate to get his car detailed…after all, he puts you
in it, right?!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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T-Day Holiday Weekend, November
22-26, 2006
You know
someone's going to egg on the easy dispute at the holiday
gatherings. There's the stress of travel, preparation, plus the
very people we are with the easy buttons that are triggered.
What if you just reacted differently, rather than the way you
usually do. Maybe you might set off a chain reaction
of...understanding. If not, just duck when the Jello mold comes
flying. You can go back to your regular self, the gym and the
cleaners tomorrow.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
It's hard to
pull back from the role of mother for women. It's guiltily
ingrained to say "yes" to everyone but ourselves. Make a pact:
one thing-just one thing-is strictly a treat for you. After
that, you can get back to the hundred things for others.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, November 17-19,
2006
Uh...”Manscaping”…a delicate topic to discuss,
but yes, most women do like a gentleman’s trim*, so to speak.
*And bonus* it gives a whole new depth perspective to the “size”
issue.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Thursday, November 16, 2006
There are so many ways to say I
love you. From sky-writing to sticky notes. In this case, it’s
not the thought that counts, it’s the communication. Not exactly
what romantic the legal team would deliberate.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating
And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Arctic man and tropic woman? Try a dual control
electric blanket, for the sake of your sleeping relationship.
You may still have to fight over the possession of the covers,
but at least it’ll be climate controlled.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
It’s hard to ask for help. You don’t want
to appear weak. But the other person can benefit if they feel
useful and fulfilled. If you let them feel appreciated and
acknowledged, it can be a win/win that bonds your relationship
just that much closer. Showing you’re not invincible helps make
you human and others feel compelled to lend a human hand.
Careful not to ask for the wallet in that hand or the whole time
space continuum may collapse, along with the relationship.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Monday, November 13, 2006
Remember that flower theory? It still works. A
little thoughtfulness goes a long way here. You don’t have to
break the bank to make an impression. A unique flower with a
simple note will do nicely. Especially if there’s no occasion or
apology maneuver, just a simple appreciation for that person.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, November 10-12,
2006
Saturday 11/11, Veteran’s Day (USA)/Remembrance
Day (Canada) A salute to all of the men and women over the years
who have defended and fought for our right of free expression.
We have the freedom to be married, single, be a parent or not
be, and live our relationship lives in some of the most uniquely
defined and individual ways. Take advantage of the freedom to
be yourself this weekend. Remember, we do still have law
enforcement, so keep it legal out there!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Thursday, November 9, 2006
Packing on a
few as you get older? A couple of pounds a year doesn’t sound
too terrible. That is until you multiply that gain with your
life expectancy. Then start subtracting that life thing by
health issues. If you are not incentive enough, do the right
thing so you can be vibrant with a pulse for those you love. You
matter. You don’t have to play the part of bigger matter to
prove it.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Wednesday, November
8, 2006
Can’t find
time for your mate? Do double duty on available schedules. You
may not like his softball league practice, but you can do that
and he can come to your yoga class. However you work it out,
it’s easier with slight schedule shuffling than for divorce
court with a subpoena.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Tuesday, November 7,
2006
Disagreeable
politics under the same roof? How about a day to agree to
disagree. Or you can have a heartfelt talk. If that doesn’t
work, there’s always couples WWF.
- Ché Rippinger,
Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Monday, November 6,
2006
One day 'til the ballots are cast. How about the
novel idea of turning off all the coverage. No t.v. ads, radio
ads or otherwise. Think of it as a welcome respite of time you
always meant to get to.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition,
November 3-5, 2006
The hot new
trend is adventure vacations. How about taking that down to a
mini level? Try adventure dating (bring your own partner or meet
one there if you are single). A rock wall, something with wind
or water, or take a beginner class at something. You’ll have a
great bonding session with others, and perhaps learn something
about yourself. And there’s probably a good laugh or two in
there. Or you can wait a day for the digital pictures to circle
the globe.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Thursday, November
2, 2006
Whining because you don’t have someone close to
your heart to share time with? Join the volunteer club. It’s
amazing to see how much your heart fills when you help out
others. Money is good and human contact mixed with effort is
great. There is someone down the street, or someone across the
world that you can make a difference for. How big is your smile
now?
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Wednesday, November 1, 2006
Try out the other shoe size. Each of us usually
only considers our own agenda in a discussion or debate. If you
step into the perspective of the other side, you might
appreciate another view much better. Or at least see above a bit
in those heels.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Tuesday, October 31, 2006
If you don’t break out of your sex pattern much
with your partner, Halloween is the perfect disguise
experimentation to role-play. The list of options is only
limited by your comfort zone, and perhaps how cold it is!
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Monday, October 30,
2006
Married and
surrounded by couples? Mix it up and make sure you have some
single friends still in your network. Not all relationships have
the legs to last in fair tale perfection. It’s very easy to be
phased out of couples-only activities if you are the odd one out
and need someone to talk to. And sometimes margaritas are
better, when not toasted on Wisteria Lane.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And
Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition,
October 27-29, 2006
Daylight Savings
weekend…time to ”fall back” and gain an extra hour. Not a bad
time to cuddle a little bit extra. Could be with a partner, your
kids, pets or even a conversation by phone. Might as well
make a heartfelt connection before hibernation season truly sets
in.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Thursday, October
26, 2006
Try doing one
nice thing that’s unexpected today. It could be a gift, a
compliment, or opening a door for someone. Who knows, it might
spread some good in the world, or make a nice insurance
commercial.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Thursday, October
19, 2006
Have you called a friend today? Sure they haven’t called you in
a while, but isn’t it more fun to connect when you know someone
isn’t counting?
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Have kids?
Schedule a play date with other parents and bring the youngins
along. Of course you may rip your hair out trying to coordinate
a time when all are available, but at least you’ll have
something energizing to chat about in person as to who is
busier.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Tuesday, October 17,
2006
Celebrate
your solo soul. Take 5 minutes out of the day to do something
that benefits just you. Stretching your body, reading one
chapter, sitting quietly alone. You’ll be able to handle the
demands of others better. Like the oxygen mask in the plane
theory: if you’re not breathing, it’s hard helping others to do
it either.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, October 6-8, 2006
Surprise parties are great. Except for when
someone’s already stressed. It’s a good idea in theory to be
thoughtful, but only when you have a pair of heart-zapper
paddles and an ambulance on standby.
- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand
Grenades Author/Humorist
Happy Happy Big Birthday, Dad!
You make 6-0 look really Great!!!
Love Ya!
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Blah, Blah, Blah...October 9-16,
2006
Ah, life back in the mountains. Mom and I opened
up our "new" El Rancho Trading Post store after 10 years away
when we did it before. We're open 7 days a week and we haven't
killed each other! That's progress for us! We really do love
each other...lots, even though we're falling over from the
startup hours.
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Thursday, October 5,
2006
Assumptions:
Reiterate, reconfirm, reassure. Otherwise assume away your
relationships into the eternal oblivion that is
miscommunication.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Wednesday, October 4, 2006
Ironic how these
days we are more connected to the world and sometimes less
connected to each other. Why not put this technology to work? A
friend just got a grade school class together online. Talk about
your virtual reunions! It was fun to click and catch up. From
past in-person reunions, some folks even hooked up. Good
conversation starters, along with how many have already
practiced marriage and divorce a few times.
- Ché
Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Tuesday, October 3, 2006
Thick as a
brick? Perhaps the person you are trying to communicate with
doesn’t prefer that form of communication. You talk live and
they live and breath by e-mail? Find a happy connection by
agreeing and possibly compromising. If you like the other, or
have the message need, you’ll get thru.-
Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Monday, October 2, 2006
Why go
outside the relationship? Because you are not getting your needs
met inside of it. But if you haven’t expressed what you want, or
specifically asked or spoken up about certain issues, it’s all
just you. No one is a mind reader. Express, discuss, then act on
that combined communication in agreement and full knowledge of
each other’s needs. Or go ahead and play “fund the therapist’s
Jaguar fund.”
-
Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Weekend Edition, September
29-October 1, 2006
One long deep soulful kiss. If you haven’t done
it in a while, try it with your partner. We forget the
powerful impact of this intimacy-from the stirring of hormones
to the recharging of attraction and emotional connection. And
doesn’t practice sound like fun, for once?
-
Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist
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Thursday, September
28, 2006
It’s a loaded concept that we often don’t inform
each other about. It will lead us off the sanity cliff,
about 9 out of 10 times. Tell the other person what’s in your
head so they don’t have to sick Dr. Phil on you on national
t.v.
- Ché
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